I tried to impress girls with my dick. Failed miserably

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Deusmaximus

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Sent over 50 dickpics on instagram and snapchat.
Only one landwhale was slightly interested. The rest blocked or insulted me.
Big dick alone is totally worthless.
And btw im talking about a real unfrauded big D, not just slightly above average.
 
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Dick-copers on suicide watch
 
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Took a dick pic with iPhone 14 Pro 48 megapixel camera

Dick still smaller than a subpixel

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You sent it unsolicited though
 
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ive made many threads in the past debunking dick size
 
Sent over 50 dickpics on instagram and snapchat.
Only one landwhale was slightly interested. The rest blocked or insulted me.
Big dick alone is totally worthless.
And btw im talking about a real unfrauded big D, not just slightly above average.
You forgot to include your faceonality and heightfidence
 
ive made many threads in the past debunking dick size
 
What's your size? Girth plus length. Also, like someone else said, if it's unsolicited then you won't impress anyone.
 
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Dude no one gets laid by dick pics alone as a opening message
they start talking, they flirt, they see if they're interested and then they send the dick pics
 
Sent over 50 dickpics on instagram and snapchat.
Only one landwhale was slightly interested. The rest blocked or insulted me.
Big dick alone is totally worthless.
And btw im talking about a real unfrauded big D, not just slightly above average.
What were the insults
 
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Sent over 50 dickpics on instagram and snapchat.
Only one landwhale was slightly interested. The rest blocked or insulted me.
Big dick alone is totally worthless.
And btw im talking about a real unfrauded big D, not just slightly above average.
You would do good with Gay men
 
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Lol it doesn’t work if you just sent a fucking dick you idiot. It would be like if you’re chilling eating cereal in the morning a bitch just sent a closeup of her pussy. It does nothing. There has to be a mood before hand. She had to be turned on first. That dick pic shit only works for gays JFL
 
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fuck i was going to do this too but my dick is small
 
Dick pics give away desperate incel vibes , if they wanted something big they d buy a dildo, not date a subhuman .
 
Dick pics give away desperate incel vibes , if they wanted something big they d buy a dildo, not date a subhuman .
no they dont and OP is based.
why should you waste time talking with these women? not as if they have personalities.

I just want nudes nigga! let me bust!
 

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