I tried to kiss a girl and she ran away on saturday

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On Saturday night i was in this pub with my friend, on the weekends they turn the place into a kind of of nightclub and move all the tables away.
I was sat on my table with my mate, and in comes Alice and her friend.. I know Alice because she's a barmaid at one of the pubs from around here so we kind of know each other.


Alice's busty friend grabbed my mate by the hands and led him to the dance flood.. a few seconds later Alice came over and grabbed me..

Then it all becomes blurry and fuzzy.. I'm pretty much i went in straight for the kiss without even dancing.. like literally straight away... and then a few seconds later she vanished.. i have no idea or even remember seeing her disappear. I was quite drunk.

20minutes later this gay looking dude comes over to me and says something along the lines of "why did you try and kiss alice, you don't even know her.. you don't even do that do you... i'm not going to beat you because you would floor me.. "

talk about weird and cringe.
 
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This is a true story btw.. it's going to be weird now if i go into that pub and she's working..

I'll keep things strictly business and polite.
 
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Just hold frame king. It’s a numbers game! 👑
 
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at least dance with her for a bit before going in for the kiss
 
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