Sirius★
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There’s genuinely no way being yourself works. It all started Saturday night when I was on call with these 2 bitches and this girl wanted me bad. I was jestermaxxing on the call acting like an absolute retard but she didn’t care because she clearly wanted me and showed signs. She said she was gonna pull up tomorrow and see where the 2 man went from there. No offense to my hb but his bitch was like a mini torta I didn’t get shit but his bitch was an absolute fucking makeupcel
I go to the front gate to pick up the foids and the one I was supposed to get with was so much prettier than my hbs girl, keep in mind this nigga was glazing her to the dome pre 2 man. Now this is where the problem comes in. We were running this 2 man at my hbs apartment and he had already got with his bloated makeupcel many times. I love my hb but let me tell u why im mad at this nigga, which I will explain later on. Like I said prior to this 2 man my boy had gotten with his girl and I had never gotten with mine but he didn’t get with her alone previously. He has another friend in the apartment who we will call joey and another hb aswell who we will call Eman who is a top notched jester. I am a pretty big jester myself, but it’s gotten me women before and clearly these girls didn’t gaf on call so why did it matter? The problem was that joey had gotten with my bitch when my boy got with his, a previous 2 man, and since joey lives in the same apartment, if we happened to run into him im toast because everyone knows how a retard foids brain works as how she will chase after the guy that she already got with. Keep in mind joey is a thugmaxxed Jewish kid, who I gotta give credit to is chill as fuck but the problem is gonna start when Eman has literally nothing to lose so he calls joey and tells him to meet up with me my hb and the foids what a friend right?? So we walk up to the apartment thinking I got bailed out but joey was on the way down and ran into us, instantly this guy gives the girl im supposed to get with a hug as he knows since he’s already played with her hormones he can get back in that shit in a blink. So that was already just fucking great. All 6 of us me my hb the 2 girls joey and Eman all go upstairs and this is where I basically know it’s over, joey and the girl I was supposed to get with are cuddling in the fuckass bed These aren’t any ordinary cuddles though, as joey keeps touching and forcing himself onto her as she clearly doesn’t want to. Now you may be asking: “why the fuck didn’t u do that first retard?” Great question now let me tell you why. My hb has a personality of a nonchalant, where if I’m having to much fun with a girl jester or just genuinely enjoying ourselves in a slightly annoying manner, he will tell me I’m so weird and for me to get the fuck out. Hence if I was the one forcing myself onto the bitch and harassing her basically which was my original plan, (it ended up working for joey) my hb woulda got mad at me like a little bitch and told me to stop being weird but obviously joey is not as close to him as I am so he can’t say that to joey even if he wants to. Joey and his girl are together and my hb and his makeupcel are aswell, sure there are somethings I coulda done differently for a successful shot, (open to any suggestions on what I should’ve done differently) but I got double cucked to sum it all up
I go to the front gate to pick up the foids and the one I was supposed to get with was so much prettier than my hbs girl, keep in mind this nigga was glazing her to the dome pre 2 man. Now this is where the problem comes in. We were running this 2 man at my hbs apartment and he had already got with his bloated makeupcel many times. I love my hb but let me tell u why im mad at this nigga, which I will explain later on. Like I said prior to this 2 man my boy had gotten with his girl and I had never gotten with mine but he didn’t get with her alone previously. He has another friend in the apartment who we will call joey and another hb aswell who we will call Eman who is a top notched jester. I am a pretty big jester myself, but it’s gotten me women before and clearly these girls didn’t gaf on call so why did it matter? The problem was that joey had gotten with my bitch when my boy got with his, a previous 2 man, and since joey lives in the same apartment, if we happened to run into him im toast because everyone knows how a retard foids brain works as how she will chase after the guy that she already got with. Keep in mind joey is a thugmaxxed Jewish kid, who I gotta give credit to is chill as fuck but the problem is gonna start when Eman has literally nothing to lose so he calls joey and tells him to meet up with me my hb and the foids what a friend right?? So we walk up to the apartment thinking I got bailed out but joey was on the way down and ran into us, instantly this guy gives the girl im supposed to get with a hug as he knows since he’s already played with her hormones he can get back in that shit in a blink. So that was already just fucking great. All 6 of us me my hb the 2 girls joey and Eman all go upstairs and this is where I basically know it’s over, joey and the girl I was supposed to get with are cuddling in the fuckass bed These aren’t any ordinary cuddles though, as joey keeps touching and forcing himself onto her as she clearly doesn’t want to. Now you may be asking: “why the fuck didn’t u do that first retard?” Great question now let me tell you why. My hb has a personality of a nonchalant, where if I’m having to much fun with a girl jester or just genuinely enjoying ourselves in a slightly annoying manner, he will tell me I’m so weird and for me to get the fuck out. Hence if I was the one forcing myself onto the bitch and harassing her basically which was my original plan, (it ended up working for joey) my hb woulda got mad at me like a little bitch and told me to stop being weird but obviously joey is not as close to him as I am so he can’t say that to joey even if he wants to. Joey and his girl are together and my hb and his makeupcel are aswell, sure there are somethings I coulda done differently for a successful shot, (open to any suggestions on what I should’ve done differently) but I got double cucked to sum it all up
