I turn the faucet on when I pee so others don’t hear me

[Vermilioncore]

I think it’s gay if another man hears your pee stream so I turn the faucet on so them mofos don’t hear shit but running water

 

[Yuno_howitez]

this nigga just insecure cuz he got a weak pee stream

 

[Yuno_howitez]

dehydrated ahh bozo

 

[Vermilioncore]

N

dehydrated ahh bozo

na it’s a big ah stream waterfall Niagara Falls type shit innit crony

 

[Deleted member 30325]

I think it’s gay if another man hears your pee stream so I turn the faucet on so them mofos don’t hear shit but running water

You let @Dr. Bludy suck your dick but you don't want other men to hear you pee because it's gay??
But wait a second If you heard another man pee stream wouldn't that make you gay??
Blud there is no escaping the gay zone.

 

[Vermilioncore]

You let @Dr. Bludy suck your dick but you don't want other men to hear you pee because it's gay??
But wait a second If you heard another man pee stream wouldn't that make you gay??
Blud there is no escaping the gay zone.

He suck good af like a vaccuum good little fag he is

 

[Dr. Bludy]

He suck good af like a vaccuum good little fag he is

You are bottom

 

[Vermilioncore]

You are bottom

yeah so what

 

[Dr. Bludy]

yeah so what

You get taken to pound town every thursday Mia Khalifa type shit

 

[Deleted member 20399]

I think it’s gay if another man hears your pee stream so I turn the faucet on so them mofos don’t hear shit but running water

the fuck isn a faucet? you mean a tap?

 

[Vermilioncore]

the fuck isn a faucet? you mean a tap?

Oi mate yes I use the tap when I wash the dish after I eat toast n beans ehh chap

 

[Deleted member 20399]

Oi mate yes I use the tap when I wash the dish after I eat toast n beans ehh chap

no way u burgers dont use the word tap? is that fr? tap just sounds way better

 

[bourgeoizyzz]

I think it’s gay if another man hears your pee stream

last time I heard a tinkle sound, it ended with me sucking a dick

totes legit

 

[Vermilioncore]

no way u burgers dont use the word tap? is that fr? tap just sounds way better

I’m from London stop larping as Irish or whatever the fuck you said. I’ll kick your arse mate Enougu is enough

 

[Deleted member 20399]

I’m from London stop larping as Irish or whatever the fuck you said. I’ll kick your arse mate Enougu is enough

i know ur from america or mexico son stop the cap

 

[Vermilioncore]

i know ur from america or mexico son stop the cap

How do you explain this then

 

[Deleted member 20399]

How do you explain this then

you got that image from reddit and it looks like an american version of beans on toast ngl.

 

[Zeruel]

The way i pee is unusual, but extremely effective.


First i take off my clothes so my blood stream isn’t bothered by clothes, then i turn on the faucet to get myself a little wet so my blood can start moving even more and finally i sit down on the toilet but in a 180 angle so i can press my taint onto the toilet seat and unleash all the pee into the void.

I am really paranoid of bladder problems so i need to unleash all the pee.

 

[Vermilioncore]

you got that image from reddit and it looks like an american version of beans on toast ngl.

oi mate where is my bo’oh’o’wa’er prick

 

[Deleted member 20399]

oi mate where is my bo’oh’o’wa’er prick

idaho ahh nigga

 

[Deleted member 30552]

Me as well and I also make sure to shit very slowly as to not let out a fart, and catch my turd with toilet paper. Basically like a baseball player catching turds in the outfield type shit