I type up the hyped up resume then I lie on every line except for 2

[soulless_npc]

I need another warehouse job again so I can do Smegma Male Grindset again

 

[midface crisis]

I lied a shit ton on my resume at a restaurant.

By the time they rushed In and needes forks and knifes I had been wondering how the dishwasher worked, with the dirty ones still in a basket

I’m pretty sure I was a burden so I got fired after one day. I only worked 2 hours but they gave me 50 bucks because they felt bad im assuming.

So this often and you’ll earn more money than actual work, it’s law