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When the night is great, alone with my mind, sometimes I feel sad for normies because they never get to experience my life. I know that feeling because, before I ascended, I was just like them.
Dating, for me, was so embarrassing.
Girl #1: I was like a cuck. I did everything for the girl I liked—made her laugh, entertained her, put her on a pedestal, everything. I gave her flowers and chocolate, and then... she threw them in the trash right in front of everyone at school.
Girl #2: I thought this girl actually liked me. She sang me Count on Me by Bruno Mars with her ukulele. It was cute. I was so happy, and I thought, “This might be the one.” She invited me to her soccer game, so I went. Then I found out she was two-timing me with her boyfriend.
Girl #3: This girl was a close friend of Girl #2, and she got my socials. She said she saw me when I came to visit Girl #2's game because Girl #3 was on the soccer team. This chick really fell for me. She said, “I love you” three times. I kept saying, “Huh?” just to feed my ego because I was still dealing with Girl #2. When Girl #3 realized I was just playing with her, she got mad and blocked me. Then she got pretty.
Girl #4: This was a girl from another state, so basically a long-distance situation. We weren't in a relationship; I was just... a... simp, basically, for lack of a better word. I sent her GIFs about some anime bs. I even changed my profile to her favorite anime character. I was larping for that chick. She rarely replied, probably just seen-zoning me, and I kept confessing my feelings. She would just respond with a laughing emoji. Embarrassing to look back on.
After that, I took a year to look at myself and be embarrassed. Literally sub-5. I never looked good in any pictures. Every time my dad pulled out his phone, I fu****g hid. That's how ugly I thought I was.
Then I ascended.
After two years, I was literally lean, had curly hair—it was trendy for lightskin people—and got a growth spurt.
Anyways, time skip. I'm currently a freshman in college. I hang out with Stacys and even slept with a Stacy who had a boyfriend. I did it because I have a kink for girls who are already in relationships.
“There was no new man. You just never knew, man.”
Now I wanna end with this:
EMPATHIZE with the sub-5 chuds who never got to experience my life, man.
I never exert effort to make a girl like me or want to be with me. Just say hi, ask some bs question, and let her take the wheel.
I just balance between looking like I sleep with girls every weekend and looking like a man she would marry.
Dating, for me, was so embarrassing.
Girl #1: I was like a cuck. I did everything for the girl I liked—made her laugh, entertained her, put her on a pedestal, everything. I gave her flowers and chocolate, and then... she threw them in the trash right in front of everyone at school.
Girl #2: I thought this girl actually liked me. She sang me Count on Me by Bruno Mars with her ukulele. It was cute. I was so happy, and I thought, “This might be the one.” She invited me to her soccer game, so I went. Then I found out she was two-timing me with her boyfriend.
Girl #3: This girl was a close friend of Girl #2, and she got my socials. She said she saw me when I came to visit Girl #2's game because Girl #3 was on the soccer team. This chick really fell for me. She said, “I love you” three times. I kept saying, “Huh?” just to feed my ego because I was still dealing with Girl #2. When Girl #3 realized I was just playing with her, she got mad and blocked me. Then she got pretty.
Girl #4: This was a girl from another state, so basically a long-distance situation. We weren't in a relationship; I was just... a... simp, basically, for lack of a better word. I sent her GIFs about some anime bs. I even changed my profile to her favorite anime character. I was larping for that chick. She rarely replied, probably just seen-zoning me, and I kept confessing my feelings. She would just respond with a laughing emoji. Embarrassing to look back on.
After that, I took a year to look at myself and be embarrassed. Literally sub-5. I never looked good in any pictures. Every time my dad pulled out his phone, I fu****g hid. That's how ugly I thought I was.
Then I ascended.
After two years, I was literally lean, had curly hair—it was trendy for lightskin people—and got a growth spurt.
Anyways, time skip. I'm currently a freshman in college. I hang out with Stacys and even slept with a Stacy who had a boyfriend. I did it because I have a kink for girls who are already in relationships.
“There was no new man. You just never knew, man.”
Now I wanna end with this:
EMPATHIZE with the sub-5 chuds who never got to experience my life, man.
I never exert effort to make a girl like me or want to be with me. Just say hi, ask some bs question, and let her take the wheel.
I just balance between looking like I sleep with girls every weekend and looking like a man she would marry.
