I used to have a fleshlight

[Amnesia]

And then my mom found it while cleaning under my bed. I came home and there it was in the box open on the dinner table and she and my sister were there to have a "talk" with me. My mom said I wasnt allowed to have this in her house and she made me take it out to the garbage can in the front yard and throw it away




/diary

 

[Chadeep]

Aight man sad shit tbh. I bet she wouldn't say a word about your sisters dildo.

 

[Deleted member 4310]

Damn, was your relationship with her ever the same?

 

[Swolepenisman]

I would tell her to fuck off and mind her own fuckin business

 

[TheAscendedOne]

Brutal

 

[Gazzamogga]

Brutal

Found my moms dildo in the bathroom once and pretended I never entered the room

 

[Tony]

ok bro but im certain she wont say the same shit about ur sisters dildo

 

[ThisLifeKillsMe]

What did your sister say?

 

[ShredPill]

Shes just another nofapper

 

[Amnesia]

What did your sister say?

I have no idea why my mom had to involve her, I guess just to torment me, her incel uglier son that she had. Meanwhile my Chad brother was busy modeling for clothing companies and using real womens asshole as a dump for his cum, not some silicone plastic monstrosity freaktoy

 

[WBC323]

You fuck now at least

 

[Amnesia]

You fuck now at least

Yeah ive come a long way from escortcelling and using fleshlights its true

 

[Swolepenisman]

Yeah ive come a long way from escortcelling and using fleshlights its true

I use pocket pussy for when I'm not saying at parties I would be pissed if my parents found it and tried to get me in trouble

 

[jordanbarrettisgod]

I would tell her to fuck off and mind her own fuckin business

mirin low inhib tbh

 

[Swolepenisman]

mirin low inhib tbh

It's your sexual life what is wrong with a dildo or pocket pussy jfl at vanilla parents

 

[Deleted member 6382]

 

[Deleted member 6382]

u gey ebominetion shoveling dildos up ur essholussus while pretending to be on straight looksmaxing forum

 

[JimmyDreamsOfZygos]

You should’ve bought another one and mounted it to a pillow with a picture of her face on it

 

[Beetlejuice]

Brutal

 

[CupOfCoffee]

Should have grabbed it and started fucking it infrnt of both of them. Even spit on it and make it queef

 

[gamma]

Sounds like the beginning of a porn where step mom fucks the horny son

 

[RoundHouse]

Sounds like the beginning of a porn where step mom fucks the horny son

then the sister founds out and joins in

 

[Cali Yuga]

And then my mom found it while cleaning under my bed. I came home and there it was in the box open on the dinner table and she and my sister were there to have a "talk" with me. My mom said I wasnt allowed to have this in her house and she made me take it out to the garbage can in the front yard and throw it away




/diary

lmao she brought your sister

 

[SkinjobCatastrophe]

Jfl every white guy knows about their mother giving them “the talk” or the “we need to have a talk” bullshit

 

[Swolepenisman]

Wish I still had mine

 

[Tony]

ok bro but im certain she wont say the same shit about ur sisters dildo

@xefo @Be_ConfidentBro @thinwhiteduke @N1666 @JM10 @BIGDICCJIM

 

[Deleted member 2214]

@xefo @Be_ConfidentBro @thinwhiteduke @N1666 @JM10 @BIGDICCJIM

Got em

 

[Deleted member 12669]

@xefo @Be_ConfidentBro @thinwhiteduke @N1666 @JM10 @BIGDICCJIM

 

[Be_ConfidentBro]

@xefo @Be_ConfidentBro @thinwhiteduke @N1666 @JM10 @BIGDICCJIM

Good one Tony!

 

[Deleted member 13591]

has amnesia ever posted what his brother looks like
im expecting his name to be 'sean o'pry'