I used to jerk my cock whenever teachers talked about history/geography/war

Vermilioncore

Vermilioncore

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There’s nothing that bores me more than talk about nations, wars, countries, nationalities, race, etc,

How’s that helping me? I don’t give a fuck

Why do I care what happened to some faggots living 900 years ago? Are they sucking this dick? Are they giving me money? Are they doing anything to better my life?

They’re fossilized dead fucks. That’s all they are.

Anyway, fuck you faggots, gotta go get my cock nice and juicy for my wild fuck fest tomorrow. Later cucks.
 
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It's pretty interesting to know how niggas lived and maybe you have no history
But we, slavic people have a long history and we won many glorious battles
 
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It's pretty interesting to know how niggas lived and maybe you have no history
But we, slavic people have a long history and we won many glorious battles
Let me ask you this;

Did those battles result in your cock being sucked? Did those battles give you a million dollars?

I don’t care if my people won a thousand wars and killed billions of enemies. If my dick doesn’t get a reward, then who gives a flying fuck?
 
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Let me ask you this;

Did those battles result in your cock being sucked? Did those battles give you a million dollars?

I don’t care if my people won a thousand wars and killed billions of enemies. If my dick doesn’t get a reward, then who gives a flying fuck?
Selfishness is correlated with low iq though
 
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Selfishness is correlated with low iq though
I know, I never said I was high IQ.

It’s this simple; if something doesn’t involve me, then why should I care? Logically, it doesn’t make sense. My dick needs to be sucked. It needs saliva. It needs a nice fuck
 
Let me ask you this;

Did those battles result in your cock being sucked? Did those battles give you a million dollars?

I don’t care if my people won a thousand wars and killed billions of enemies. If my dick doesn’t get a reward, then who gives a flying fuck?
Meanwhile, your ex-girlfriend's having another moment. "Wait-wait, too deep, too deep. Ugh, fuck! You're ten times the size of my last. If he knew how badly I was getting smashed, he would probably cry."
 
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Meanwhile, your ex-girlfriend's having another moment. "Wait-wait, too deep, too deep. Ugh, fuck! You're ten times the size of my last. If he knew how badly I was getting smashed, he would probably cry."
That’s where you’re wrong my cuckling friend :feelshah:

There is no ex, just current!

And we just fucked not long ago. Right now we are on FaceTime. Wait, my precum is leaking, mind handing me a paper towel, Jim. Jim — Jim, hurry.
 
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Let me ask you this;

Did those battles result in your cock being sucked? Did those battles give you a million dollars?

I don’t care if my people won a thousand wars and killed billions of enemies. If my dick doesn’t get a reward, then who gives a flying fuck?
but what's the point of life if we can't nut 50 times in one sitting
we will never be able to force a bitch to suck for 12 hours straight drawing out dry nut after dry nut
 
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but what's the point of life if we can't nut 50 times in one sitting
we will never be able to force a bitch to suck for 12 hours straight drawing out dry nut after dry nut
I can fill up a 5 gallon water tank with my fat nuts full of good warm tasty semen.

I love cumming. I would kill every soldier on tbis planet if it means my dick gets to enjoy a lavish life
 
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That’s where you’re wrong my cuckling friend :feelshah:

There is no ex, just current!

And we just fucked not long ago. Right now we are on FaceTime. Wait, my precum is leaking, mind handing me a paper towel, Jim. Jim — Jim, hurry.
i'm going clinically insane from knowing right now my homie is on his 38th nut of the day already and still has 20+ left in the tank
i can't fucking cope with muh 2 nuts a day :feelswhy::feelswhy::feelswhy:
 
i'm going clinically insane from knowing right now my homie is on his 38th nut of the day already and still has 20+ left in the tank
i can't fucking cope with muh 2 nuts a day :feelswhy::feelswhy::feelswhy:
Just kill him and rape his whore mother
 
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That’s where you’re wrong my cuckling friend :feelshah:

There is no ex, just current!

And we just fucked not long ago. Right now we are on FaceTime. Wait, my precum is leaking, mind handing me a paper towel, Jim. Jim — Jim, hurry.
So you patched up your inflatable...congratulations. But word of advice, it's plastic. Not a real woman. And I know, judging others isn't appropriate in today's woke world, but damn, find a real woman, son! You're embarrassing the male species.

Vermy

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