i used to tell girls i could cook as if that would impress them

[fuxkdakikez]

wtf

 

[Narcissus🥀]

I used to unironically apply alpha m advice

 

[fuxkdakikez]

I used to unironically apply alpha m advice

same lol so fucking cringe

 

[Nick.Harte]

You cook for her after she’s received a good pounding from Tyrone.

 

[fuxkdakikez]

You cook for her after she’s received a good pounding from Tyrone.

then Tyrone asks me to cook him some food aswell

 

[Nick.Harte]

then Tyrone asks me to cook him some food aswell

Can’t refuse though. He’ll bend over your oneitis and fuck the shit out of her if you refuse

 

[fuxkdakikez]

Can’t refuse though. He’ll bend over your oneitis and fuck the shit out of her if you refuse

life of a looksmax.org user

 

[Deleted member 57464]

women are oly impressed by what you do whenthey find you attractive

 

[Deleted member 26642]

I tell them the truth about how much of a loser I am never works tho

 

[BigJimsWornOutTires]

I used to tell girls to get the fuck out of my face and yet, it made them want me even more.

 

[fuxkdakikez]

I tell them the truth about how much of a loser I am never works tho

i once told this other girl that i stay at home all day and play games, she called me depressed

 

[BigJimsWornOutTires]

i once told this other girl that i stay at home all day and play games, she called me depressed

I once told a girl I cream-pied inside her mother 20 years ago.

She said, "But I'm 19 years old."

I winked.

She reacted, "I'm going to be sick." While gathering her clothes off the floor, she threw up.

Ah, yes, just another Tinder date.