i used to tell girls i could cook as if that would impress them

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wtf
 
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I used to unironically apply alpha m advice
 
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You cook for her after she’s received a good pounding from Tyrone.
 
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then Tyrone asks me to cook him some food aswell
Can’t refuse though. He’ll bend over your oneitis and fuck the shit out of her if you refuse
 
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women are oly impressed by what you do whenthey find you attractive
 
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I tell them the truth about how much of a loser I am never works tho
 
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I used to tell girls to get the fuck out of my face and yet, it made them want me even more.

Work Yes GIF by Offline Granny!
 
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I tell them the truth about how much of a loser I am never works tho
i once told this other girl that i stay at home all day and play games, she called me depressed
 
i once told this other girl that i stay at home all day and play games, she called me depressed
I once told a girl I cream-pied inside her mother 20 years ago.

She said, "But I'm 19 years old."

I winked.

She reacted, "I'm going to be sick." While gathering her clothes off the floor, she threw up.

Ah, yes, just another Tinder date.
 
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