I walked in on @Vermilioncore having a stroke

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There was one time I was working as a paramedic at a football game. A man came up to me: "there's a man in the toilets having a stroke". I alerted my colleagues and rushed to the toilets I was directed to.

I barged into the toilets and found a man sat by the sinks with his flaccid penis in his hand. "Howdy partner!" the man proclaimed.

"I was told a man was having a stroke in here" I said. "Well, I'm trying to" the man chuckled, motioning to his limp cock. "My old boy doesn't quite work like he used to!"

After clarifying the situation, I said "I'm going to go now". The man replied "hold on a second. I don't get much company, stay a while for a chat?". I regrettably obliged, and sat and heard this man's life story, all while his penis was still hanging out. Anyway, I came to learn that the man was @Vermilioncore
 
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