I wanna be a girl

try2beme

try2beme

South American Classic
Joined
Mar 21, 2023
Posts
31,050
Reputation
37,901
I wanna be a slim thick latina goddess with long eyelashes and a lesbian relationship with another stacy but god made me a jacked ogre with a scary face and poor harmony
 
  • JFL
  • +1
  • Ugh..
Reactions: Jova, datboijj, gookcelriceR and 22 others
@exo
 
  • JFL
  • +1
  • So Sad
Reactions: Jova, 5'7 zoomer, 📎♿️⚙️ and 5 others
ik this is a joke thread but a lot of people here probably closet trannies or gay.
 
  • +1
  • JFL
  • So Sad
Reactions: HighTierSubhuman, USERΝAME, Imretarded? and 4 others
IMG 5574
 
  • Love it
  • +1
  • JFL
Reactions: Jova, gookcelriceR, Manletmachine and 8 others
  • So Sad
Reactions: thorns
Just do of if you're a girl, easy 6-7 figures a year
 
  • +1
  • JFL
  • So Sad
Reactions: Imretarded?, thorns, Hulk Hogan and 1 other person
god made me a jacked ogre with a scary face and poor harmony
idk why but I imagined you as a 5'8 twink with a HTN cutecel face
 
  • JFL
  • So Sad
Reactions: thorns and try2beme
I wanna be a slim thick latina goddess with long eyelashes and a lesbian relationship with another stacy but god made me a jacked ogre with a scary face and poor harmony
I have been told several times that if I were a girl they would fuck me, so I would be a fogger, snob, pale, stacylite only. Maybe
 
  • JFL
  • +1
  • So Sad
Reactions: Imretarded?, WatermelonLover, 97baHater and 2 others
  • JFL
  • +1
  • So Sad
Reactions: 5'7 zoomer, SquareChinOrDeath, Imretarded? and 3 others
I have been told several times that if I were a girl they would fuck me, so I would be a fogger, snob, pale, stacylite only. Maybe
Italian girls where its at
 
  • JFL
  • So Sad
Reactions: thorns and Darkeningstar
The problem with being a lesbian is that you won't have a penis
 
  • +1
  • So Sad
Reactions: 97baHater, thorns and try2beme
  • JFL
  • So Sad
Reactions: Imretarded?, 97baHater, thorns and 2 others
Thorns.me
 
  • +1
  • So Sad
Reactions: thorns and try2beme
Penis isnt good its gross
Nah but fr

Lesbians can't have good sex realistically

Faggots too. Since assholes aren't tight like vaginas
 
  • +1
  • Hmm...
  • So Sad
Reactions: 5'7 zoomer, watah, thorns and 2 others
Nah but fr

Lesbians can't have good sex realistically

Faggots too. Since assholes aren't tight like vaginas
Lesbians have strap ons stop the tales lesbian is peak relationship
 
  • So Sad
Reactions: thorns
They're not.



Basic biology, they're only tight at the opening, unlike vaginas which are equally tight everywhere
Lesbians have strap ons stop the tales lesbian is peak relationship
They won't feel shit


And if they did (from using silly vibrators) it won't compare to a real penis given to you by god
 
  • So Sad
  • +1
Reactions: try2beme, Hulk Hogan and thorns
I wanna be a slim thick latina goddess with long eyelashes and a lesbian relationship with another stacy but god made me a jacked ogre with a scary face and poor harmony
This, so this
 
  • +1
Reactions: try2beme
  • JFL
Reactions: try2beme and Autismcel
They're not.



Basic biology, they're only tight at the opening, unlike vaginas which are equally tight everywhere

They won't feel shit


And if they did (from using silly vibrators) it won't compare to a real penis given to you by god
Women are sexier
 
If u haven’t done it u wouldn’t know
A few minutes of research is all you need brodie

Fags keep doing it because of mental stimulation

It doesn't even feel THAT good against their prostates


Men and women belong to eachother. TFD
 
  • +1
Reactions: 5'7 zoomer, try2beme and Hulk Hogan
A few minutes of research is all you need brodie

Fags keep doing it because of mental stimulation

It doesn't even feel THAT good against their prostates


Men and women belong to eachother. TFD
👌
 
  • JFL
  • WTF
Reactions: try2beme and Autismcel
Why would you wanna be short
 
  • +1
Reactions: try2beme
:what: Hol up? U ded srs rn?
 
  • JFL
Reactions: try2beme and Imretarded?
The Trannies in here are slowly coming out
 
  • JFL
Reactions: Imretarded? and Hulk Hogan
  • JFL
  • +1
Reactions: try2beme, Imretarded? and USERΝAME
I wanna be a bimbo doll
My boobs are huge but I am small
I wanna be a bimbo doll
Let's have another shopping hall
B.I.M.B.O.
I just wanna be a stupid hoe
 
  • JFL
  • Woah
Reactions: gookcelriceR, 5'7 zoomer, NumbThePain and 3 others
  • +1
Reactions: Hulk Hogan, USERΝAME and try2beme
who would have guessed a community based around the belief 90% of men are subhuman SMV wise and that women have infinite SMV would create transgender people.
Hi, I'm Tila! Life's full of glitter
Giving up my ego raises my libido
My bag is Gucci
To match my perfect coochie
Glamour is my hobby
Fuck my pornstar body
My sexy aesthetic is highly synthetic Fuck my genetics (I'm totally plastic)
My sexy aesthetic is highly synthetic Fuck my genetics
I wanna be a bimbo doll
 
  • JFL
Reactions: Imretarded?
Hi, I'm Tila! Life's full of glitter
Giving up my ego raises my libido
My bag is Gucci
To match my perfect coochie
Glamour is my hobby
Fuck my pornstar body
My sexy aesthetic is highly synthetic Fuck my genetics (I'm totally plastic)
My sexy aesthetic is highly synthetic Fuck my genetics
I wanna be a bimbo doll
I love this song tbh its on my playlist
 
  • +1
Reactions: StepanovMogs
  • Love it
Reactions: Imretarded?

Similar threads

asdvek
Replies
7
Views
241
jué
jué
flippasav
Replies
21
Views
409
flippasav
flippasav
Entschuldigung
Replies
3
Views
182
PsychoH
PsychoH

Users who are viewing this thread

Back
Top