I wanna be chad one day

JohnDoe

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I won't let anything stop me from accomplishing this goal. I've been training for this ascension every moment of my entire life. 2019 Lookism, in my mothers basement, Chad told me i had a weak jawline and that it needed work. So what did i do? i mewed and chewed hard gum day and night until it was perfect. No profession on earth requires as much time, energy and commitment. 24 hours a day. There's no days off, there's no skipping jaw exercises, there's no missing mewing days. We can't do this at 90% or even 99%. Take it from me, if you're not 100%, you will never ascend and become chad. You gotta burn the boats and burn the bridges and commit all energy and focus to being the greatest chad you can be on the entire planet. The masseters are not used to the 2nd, 3rd or 4th hour of chewing. No, you've gotta go through this pain barrier and just go on and on and on and on, and it's these last two or three hours of mewing and chewing, that's what makes the maxilla move forward and the masseters grow, and that's what separates one from being a chad and one from not being a chad. This is what most people lack. The guts, the guts to just go in there and say "i don't care what happens, if i fail to ascend, i have no fear. I've caused contusions many times bonesmashing my chin. That doesn't matter. It's all worth it, jump in the trenches and face the normies. This is the most important thing i will ever do. You have to do something big and important or none of the stacy's will look your way. They're gonna put a picture of me in their bedrooms and every guy who goes over to her house will know JohnDoe was here.
 
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