I wanna change my username

Former Shortcel

Former Shortcel

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But im not sure to what at the moment

I wrote some down but i think there is better

Im just bored of this one now, “Former Child” ass username
 
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show what you have written down already
 
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show what you have written down already
Not gonna lie i think most of them sound kinda corny, or simply not memorable in the slightest

I like Godspeed, but im trying to think of better ones
 
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But im not sure to what at the moment

I wrote some down but i think there is better

Im just bored of this one now, “Former Child” ass username
True_Cel
 
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Not gonna lie i think most of them sound kinda corny, or simply not memorable in the slightest

I like Godspeed, but im trying to think of better ones
I remember godspeed used to me my minecraft username before i changed it lol.
 
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Current Heightmogger
Current tallcel
Heightmaxxed
Heightmaximus
 
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Current Heightmogger
Current tallcel
Heightmaxxed
Heightmaximus
I dont want it to be revolved around height

I made a mistake making this my username on this account, it puts you into a box where users just expect you to only talk about anything related to height
 
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Ive been wanting to change my user too

but I dont know if u should though its iconic
 
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i think something which you could say easier would be good, though i do like your current name
 
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Not gonna lie i think most of them sound kinda corny, or simply not memorable in the slightest

I like Godspeed, but im trying to think of better ones
Niggas just be JFLing anything @ltnbrownacnecel
 
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Changing it to godspeed is a massive aura loss ngl

Change it to Looking4MimeGirl :Chadge: lowkey memorable tbh
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Are you actually short? what's your height?
 
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Are you actually short? what's your height?
No, Im 6ft
I made my username on this account former shortcel because i was a gigamanlet for most of my teens. I was an extremely late pubertycel, talking like bone age 13 at 16 years old and 5’3 whilst still looking like a child

I was on testosterone injections for 6 months (one injection a month) starting from when i first turned 16. I noticed most of my growth then.

Its a miracle that i reached 6ft after all those years considering the fact the endocrinologist already suspected i wouldnt reach it, and because those testosterone injections wouldve stunted my height in the long fun
 
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No, Im 6ft
I made my username on this account former shortcel because i was a gigamanlet for most of my teens. I was an extremely late pubertycel, talking like bone age 13 at 16 years old and 5’3 whilst still looking like a child

I was on testosterone injections for 6 months (one injection a month) starting from when i first turned 16. I noticed most of my growth then.

Its a miracle that i reached 6ft after all those years considering the fact the endocrinologist already suspected i wouldnt reach it, and because those testosterone injections wouldve stunted my height in the long fun


Nigga just rewrote my life story, nigga trying to be me.
 
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that would be a @nakolas type user tbh
 
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No, Im 6ft
I made my username on this account former shortcel because i was a gigamanlet for most of my teens. I was an extremely late pubertycel, talking like bone age 13 at 16 years old and 5’3 whilst still looking like a child

I was on testosterone injections for 6 months (one injection a month) starting from when i first turned 16. I noticed most of my growth then.

Its a miracle that i reached 6ft after all those years considering the fact the endocrinologist already suspected i wouldnt reach it, and because those testosterone injections wouldve stunted my height in the long fun
Literally my exact lore JFL, I WAS ALSO A 5'4 MANLET AND THAN I BECAME 6'1.


though I GREW naturally without the injections, BUT MIRIN HARD BRO YOU ARE MY LOST TWIN WTF
 
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Literally my exact lore JFL, I WAS ALSO A 5'4 MANLET AND THAN I BECAME 6'1.


though I GREW naturally without the injections, BUT MIRIN HARD BRO YOU ARE MY LOST TWIN WTF
When i was like late 15 i was tired of seeing basically little signs of puberty so i went with my parents to the endocrinologist about it. Which is where shit started looking up after that

Felt good to finally start being treated like an actual person around 5’7 - 5’8, cause i used to be an easy target for being clowned on by most people, even my own friend group
 
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ClussyEnjoyer123
that would be a @nakolas type user tbh
Nakolas just be rotating around the same couple names each month
 
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When i was like late 15 i was tired of seeing basically little signs of puberty so i went with my parents to the endocrinologist about it. Which is where shit started looking up after that

Felt good to finally start being treated like an actual person around 5’7 - 5’8, cause i used to be an easy target for being clowned on by most people, even my own friend group
Life was hell for me as a 5'4 manlet until my late 16.

I also used to be bullied, and clowned for my height. it was fucking brutal bro. especially considering how my family used to tell me I am going to be tall, and when they saw I'm only 5'4 at 16, I felt they were kind of disappointed.

until one day I hit my growth spurt, and reached my final height. haven't been picked on or teased for quite a while now.
 
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Life was hell for me as a 5'4 manlet until my late 16.

I also used to be bullied, and clowned for my height. it was fucking brutal bro. especially considering how my family used to tell me I am going to be tall, and when they saw I'm only 5'4 at 16, I felt they were kind of disappointed.

until one day I hit my growth spurt, and reached my final height. haven't been picked on or teased for quite a while now.
My dad had a similar case with me where he used to be extremely short, until like around 15 he had his huge growth spurt without injections

He kept telling me id have my growth spurt around then, so id then proceed to tell my friends it too anytime theyd pick on me. So it was lowk embarassing when i reached 15 and was still a manlet :forcedsmile:

Thankfully i dont really get teased anymore for it, havent for a long time. Except some of my friends know calling me short (even though im not anymore) still winds me up.

Although i don’t really give a shit when some of them do it considering how im now taller than them
 
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My dad had a similar case with me where he used to be extremely short, until like around 15 he had his huge growth spurt without injections

He kept telling me id have my growth spurt around then, so id tell my friends it anytime theyd pick on me. So it was lowk embarassing when i reached 15 and was still a manlet :forcedsmile:

Thankfully i dont really get teased anymore for it, havent for a long time. Except some of my friends know calling me short (even though im not anymore) still winds me up.

Although i don’t really give a shit when some of them do it considering how im now taller than them
Lifefuel story.

Are you taller than all of your friends? the nigga that used to pick on me was 6'3, so he's still taller than me.

And another retard who would pick on me occasionally was some 6'6 290 lbs freak.

the rest were average height. but yeah, I'm not entirely taller than the niggas that bullied me.
 
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But im not sure to what at the moment

I wrote some down but i think there is better

Im just bored of this one now, “Former Child” ass username
get rid of the former and keep the shortcel
 
Lifefuel story.

Are you taller than all of your friends? the nigga that used to pick on me was 6'3, so he's still taller than me.

And another retard who would pick on me occasionally was some 6'6 290 lbs freak.

the rest were average height. but yeah, I'm not entirely taller than the niggas that bullied me.
Most of them I am now taller than, some im the same height as whilst there is only a select few that are taller than me

One of my friends is STUPIDLY tall, i swear this nigga never stops growing each time i see him again hes gotten taller. He pretty much dwarfs my 6’3 friend - whole head taller than him, so the height mog with him is still brutal if i hang out with him

However one of them was only a couple inches taller than me when i was still a manlet. (clearly just insecurity from the fact he was the second shortest in our friend group, so he needed to project that onto me) , so its funny when i now see him and tower over him. Dont get that disrespect anymore
 
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Most of them I am now taller than, some im the same height as whilst there is only a select few that are taller than me

One of my friends is STUPIDLY tall, i swear this nigga never stops growing each time i see him again hes gotten taller. He pretty much dwarfs my 6’3 friend - whole head taller than him, so the height mog with him is still brutal if i hang out with him


However one of them was only a couple inches taller than me when i was still a manlet. (clearly just insecurity from the fact he was the second shortest in our friend group, so he needed to project that onto me) , so its funny when i now see him and tower over him. Dont get that disrespect anymore
Brutal, what would you estimate his height? like 6'7 or 6'8 maybe? maybe a strong 6'5?
 
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Brutal, what would you estimate his height? like 6'7 or 6'8 maybe? maybe a strong 6'5?
I would estimate around 6’6 - 6’7

Hes pretty lanky too so hes just built like slenderman
I think it gets to a point where it just looks straight up comical to be honest
 
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