RODEBLUR
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i was out today doin a whole bunch shit but imma skip the useless context i usually write on other threads
i was about to leave and my friend was at the door with his cat in hand, it was completely white and had soft fluffy hair like a polar bear. i made some type of joke about fucking the cat he laughed and i did some kind of thrust animation with it while he was holding it to his torso legs spread apart. he laughed harder and i left.
now that i am back home and this girl that lied to me saying she had a boyfriend messaged me after i told my friend in a vc that i used to like her before she told me she had a boyfriend, he decided to tell her this and now she is asking me if it is true that i liked her, i said yeah it was and told me she actually doesn't have a boyfriend, i said some shit like ''bruh you have a girlfriend then?'' she said no, i asked ''then what the fuck do you have? flying helicopter?'' and she said ''lamm'' or something, some weird incomprehensible shit
but even though she is probably ez pull rn all i can think about is my friend's cat
i was about to leave and my friend was at the door with his cat in hand, it was completely white and had soft fluffy hair like a polar bear. i made some type of joke about fucking the cat he laughed and i did some kind of thrust animation with it while he was holding it to his torso legs spread apart. he laughed harder and i left.
now that i am back home and this girl that lied to me saying she had a boyfriend messaged me after i told my friend in a vc that i used to like her before she told me she had a boyfriend, he decided to tell her this and now she is asking me if it is true that i liked her, i said yeah it was and told me she actually doesn't have a boyfriend, i said some shit like ''bruh you have a girlfriend then?'' she said no, i asked ''then what the fuck do you have? flying helicopter?'' and she said ''lamm'' or something, some weird incomprehensible shit
but even though she is probably ez pull rn all i can think about is my friend's cat
