I wanna have irl friends

Jesus_ist_König

Jesus_ist_König

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I’m so retarded man. How do I make irl friends? I want friends but then i don’t want but then I want. In school I have no interest in no one. And besides school I know no one 💔. I hate being alone 😻 maybe I have to find ways to romanticize being alone 😜. The last time I met some1 was a guy from my class. We went gym 1 hour and then I was socially exhausted and deported him to his home cuz I reached my social limit 😔. This was 5 months ago.

I would highly appreciate tips and tricks to make friends. I also thought of asking my psychologist to put me in a group meet with other retards and maybe I’ll make friends with some1 there, but I doubt it. I think I need to find ways to cope with my loneliness. I’m so stupid. I don’t wanna be alone but when some1 comes in I the breaks I go away cuz I wanna b alone. But during class I talk a lot with others.

I’m waiting for the “Dnr, go fuck urself u schizophrenic retard and do a Maasai jump of a building while simultaneously ropemaxxing ur way into a portal that takes u to agartha, so that u get heightmogged by Aryan girls” comments 😍😍😍😍😍😍😍 can’t wait 😝
 
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Dnr, go fuck urself u schizophrenic retard and do a Maasai jump of a building while simultaneously ropemaxxing ur way into a portal that takes u to agartha, so that u get heightmogged by Aryan girls
 
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Dnr, go fuck urself u schizophrenic retard and do a Maasai jump of a building while simultaneously ropemaxxing ur way into a portal that takes u to agartha, so that u get heightmogged by Aryan girls
Dopamine hit 😛😛😛 lowkey would mark u as solution if it wasn’t off topic section
 
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I’m so retarded man. How do I make irl friends? I want friends but then i don’t want but then I want. In school I have no interest in no one. And besides school I know no one 💔. I hate being alone 😻 maybe I have to find ways to romanticize being alone 😜. The last time I met some1 was a guy from my class. We went gym 1 hour and then I was socially exhausted and deported him to his home cuz I reached my social limit 😔. This was 5 months ago.

I would highly appreciate tips and tricks to make friends. I also thought of asking my psychologist to put me in a group meet with other retards and maybe I’ll make friends with some1 there, but I doubt it. I think I need to find ways to cope with my loneliness. I’m so stupid. I don’t wanna be alone but when some1 comes in I the breaks I go away cuz I wanna b alone. But during class I talk a lot with others.

I’m waiting for the “Dnr, go fuck urself u schizophrenic retard and do a Maasai jump of a building while simultaneously ropemaxxing ur way into a portal that takes u to agartha, so that u get heightmogged by Aryan girls” comments 😍😍😍😍😍😍😍 can’t wait 😝
holy post nut post bet:feelswhy:
 
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try being born female or chad otherwise give up
 
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Theres not much we can do as its very not specific and concrete which i.plies youre unaware of why its happening. So its unlikely even you could do much about it
 
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I’m so retarded man. How do I make irl friends? I want friends but then i don’t want but then I want. In school I have no interest in no one. And besides school I know no one 💔. I hate being alone 😻 maybe I have to find ways to romanticize being alone 😜. The last time I met some1 was a guy from my class. We went gym 1 hour and then I was socially exhausted and deported him to his home cuz I reached my social limit 😔. This was 5 months ago.

I would highly appreciate tips and tricks to make friends. I also thought of asking my psychologist to put me in a group meet with other retards and maybe I’ll make friends with some1 there, but I doubt it. I think I need to find ways to cope with my loneliness. I’m so stupid. I don’t wanna be alone but when some1 comes in I the breaks I go away cuz I wanna b alone. But during class I talk a lot with others.

I’m waiting for the “Dnr, go fuck urself u schizophrenic retard and do a Maasai jump of a building while simultaneously ropemaxxing ur way into a portal that takes u to agartha, so that u get heightmogged by Aryan girls” comments 😍😍😍😍😍😍😍 can’t wait 😝
Sports
Mutuals
On the game /hangout
In class
That’s it really
 
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u dont u just die and thats that btw everyone goes to hell even good people
Ur misunderstanding the term good people. It’s about effort. The ones that constantly seek the love of Christ and knock daily on his door make it heaven. Hell is no punishment, hell represents the desire u had in ur life. Since during ur life u didn’t want Christ then u get that in hell. The love of God is the fire of hell. In other words some ppl don’t want Gods love and then they receive it as fire since they don’t want it. Sorry for writing so much
 
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Theres not much we can do as its very not specific and concrete which i.plies youre unaware of why its happening. So its unlikely even you could do much about it
😔
 
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Sports
Mutuals
On the game /hangout
In class
That’s it really
I don’t do sports. It’s full of ppl. I like swimming but when u swim there are a lot of ppl and loud noises. I hate it.
Mutuals, where do i get that? Can one buy it?
On the game? I sadly don’t play video games.
In class I’m already doing, that’s were I talk to ppl.
 
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u dont u just die and thats that btw everyone goes to hell even good people
i have this thought (i don't know why I'm telling this but I just wanna)
no one is good or bad
every crime someone commits god just wanted him to do that.
if a broke person steals food he is not in wrong because god literally made him starve and he prolly thought stealing was the answer.
god is a retard fuck that jerks off to our misery
he created us for his entertainment
we get no bitches and prolly he might be one of the greys in this forum lurking and feeling happy by our sufferings.
FML:feelswhy:
(unnecessary comment I get it but if not here where can I be a retarded grey jfl)
 
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i have this thought (i don't know why I'm telling this but I just wanna)
no one is good or bad
every crime someone commits god just wanted him to do that.
if a broke person steals food he is not in wrong because god literally made him starve and he prolly thought stealing was the answer.
god is a retard fuck that jerks off to our misery
he created us for his entertainment
we get no bitches and prolly he might be one of the greys in this forum lurking and feeling happy by our sufferings.
FML:feelswhy:
(unnecessary comment I get it but if not here where can I be a retarded grey jfl)
God cares for u. U just perceive it the wrong way
 
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Irl friends are overrated and will only make you descend, Jfl + don’t cope
 
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if he cared about me I would be a chad that plays with women like they are some object :feelswhy:
God didnt make war or looks important. The humans do. God doesn’t care about looks but the heart.
 
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God didnt make war or looks important. The humans do. God doesn’t care about looks but the heart.
god made humans and he would have obviously known the consequences yet he did it
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fucking bastard
reaps from our sufferings
 
i dont have friends. all guys are out there to get me
 
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I like you but DNR, why so many emojis?
 
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god made humans and he would have obviously known the consequences yet he did it
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fucking bastard
reaps from our sufferings
He gave us free will, for what is the purpose of puppets
 
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you tell people to kill themselves and talk abbout rape all the time but beating your shit is the limmit?
Send a screenshot where i talk about rape?
 
you tell people to kill themselves and talk abbout rape all the time but beating your shit is the limmit?
There might be a chance that i told some1 to kill himself but i cant reckon, also send screenshot i doubt it
 
Send a screenshot where i talk about rape?
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not rape but begging for the name of a girl with on a lustfull photo
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racism (a black man helped jesus carry the cross)

you also often hate on women tho I have to agree you dont talk abbout rape
 
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View attachment 4557470not rape but begging for the name of a girl with on a lustfull photo
View attachment 4557471racism (a black man helped jesus carry the cross)

you also often hate on women tho I have to agree you dont talk abbout rape
Saying "Who is the girl in ur avi?" is not a "begging for the name of a girl with on a lustfull photo" way :lul::lul::lul:. Come on man that is not begging, that is a normal way to ask and lustful is sexualizing women, which is completely different to finding a women attractive. One can find a women attractive without thinking about having sex with her (its hard but bare with me).


In the second pic I asked pslbbc if he is black or white, since I was curious and his name involved BBC.
Basically u couldnt prove that I talked about rape nor that I told ppl to kill themselves
 
Saying "Who is the girl in ur avi?" is not a "begging for the name of a girl with on a lustfull photo" way :lul::lul::lul:. Come on man that is not begging, that is a normal way to ask and lustful is sexualizing women, which is completely different to finding a women attractive. One can find a women attractive without thinking about having sex with her (its hard but bare with me).


In the second pic I asked pslbbc if he is black or white, since I was curious and his name involved BBC.
Basically u couldnt prove that I talked about rape nor that I told ppl to kill themselves
bruder die hälfte deiner threads hat etwas mit juden oder nazis zutun
 
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bruder die hälfte deiner threads hat etwas mit juden oder nazis zutun
Ja, weil ich kurios bin, jedoch hasse ich keine Juden, weder noch schwarze oder andere ethnische Gruppen
 
and aint idolizing your looks a sin too?
I dont really know. I think softmaxxes are okay 100% but the argument starts at if hardmaxxing is okay, its just i wanna get treated better so bad :TriSad:
 
I dont really know. I think softmaxxes are okay 100% but the argument starts at if hardmaxxing is okay, its just i wanna get treated better so bad :TriSad:
it doesn’t matter if its a hardmaxx or not it matters if you put it above God in christianity
 
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it doesn’t matter if its a hardmaxx or not it matters if you put it above God in christianity
I know, I will tell my priest about me wanting to hardmaxx. I already know his answer but man u dont know how bad I want it. The bad thing is that looks are temporary and hell is eternal but still man I hate getting treated like shit, i hate it.
 
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I’m so retarded man. How do I make irl friends? I want friends but then i don’t want but then I want. In school I have no interest in no one. And besides school I know no one 💔. I hate being alone 😻 maybe I have to find ways to romanticize being alone 😜. The last time I met some1 was a guy from my class. We went gym 1 hour and then I was socially exhausted and deported him to his home cuz I reached my social limit 😔. This was 5 months ago.

I would highly appreciate tips and tricks to make friends. I also thought of asking my psychologist to put me in a group meet with other retards and maybe I’ll make friends with some1 there, but I doubt it. I think I need to find ways to cope with my loneliness. I’m so stupid. I don’t wanna be alone but when some1 comes in I the breaks I go away cuz I wanna b alone. But during class I talk a lot with others.

I’m waiting for the “Dnr, go fuck urself u schizophrenic retard and do a Maasai jump of a building while simultaneously ropemaxxing ur way into a portal that takes u to agartha, so that u get heightmogged by Aryan girls” comments 😍😍😍😍😍😍😍 can’t wait 😝
i read every last word König and i feel with you deeply. maybe asking the psychologist about loneliness your next visit will make you better understand this issue. love.
 
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I know, I will tell my priest about me wanting to hardmaxx. I already know his answer but man u dont know how bad I want it. The bad thing is that looks are temporary and hell is eternal but still man I hate getting treated like shit, i hate it.
i understand, i think the same way, but you have to be all in or all out there’s no in between
 
I'd stop aiming for friends and aim for a repeat proximity, friendships come from seeing the same person regularly and not immediate deep bonding (at least in my experience, fake it till you make it when you're ND 👀). Options could include going to the gym at the same time/day and clubs (you can just pretend you're interested tbf) because you don't really need chemistry just familiarity. You can try enforce short hangouts, and then make up an excuse whenever you feel tired so you can leave. You said you talk with others in your class a lot, probably because there's an active topic and a time limit so maybe try recreate that outside of school (study groups, gym sessions, walking + talking, doing something side-by-side so there's no eye contact). Unstructured hangouts can be a lot harder. Romanticising only works if you actually enjoy being alone, you can cope with loneliness by podcasts and livestreams, going to public places alone, online friends and a low-maintenance friend you see sometimes. Loneliness eases when you feel socially anchored, not by constantly interacting. Sorry for rambling mush 👀 YOU asked ME.
 
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I'd stop aiming for friends and aim for a repeat proximity, friendships come from seeing the same person regularly and not immediate deep bonding (at least in my experience, fake it till you make it when you're ND 👀). Options could include going to the gym at the same time/day and clubs (you can just pretend you're interested tbf) because you don't really need chemistry just familiarity. You can try enforce short hangouts, and then make up an excuse whenever you feel tired so you can leave. You said you talk with others in your class a lot, probably because there's an active topic and a time limit so maybe try recreate that outside of school (study groups, gym sessions, walking + talking, doing something side-by-side so there's no eye contact). Unstructured hangouts can be a lot harder. Romanticising only works if you actually enjoy being alone, you can cope with loneliness by podcasts and livestreams, going to public places alone, online friends and a low-maintenance friend you see sometimes. Loneliness eases when you feel socially anchored, not by constantly interacting. Sorry for rambling mush 👀 YOU asked ME.
Very helpful. How can I start seeing ppl outside of school? I know nobody
 
i understand, i think the same way, but you have to be all in or all out there’s no in between
Indeed, the cold and lukewarm get spit out
 
i understand, i think the same way, but you have to be all in or all out there’s no in between
Still I needa hardmaxx so bad u dont know ittttt :TriSad::TriSad::TriSad::TriSad: I just wanna be loved and treated good and not feel bad everytime I see a girl thats half my age and heightmoggs me, im so tired of living, of existing, im not made for this.
 

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