Jesus_ist_König
ppl are happier when I'm not around
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I’m so retarded man. How do I make irl friends? I want friends but then i don’t want but then I want. In school I have no interest in no one. And besides school I know no one
. I hate being alone
maybe I have to find ways to romanticize being alone
. The last time I met some1 was a guy from my class. We went gym 1 hour and then I was socially exhausted and deported him to his home cuz I reached my social limit
. This was 5 months ago.
I would highly appreciate tips and tricks to make friends. I also thought of asking my psychologist to put me in a group meet with other retards and maybe I’ll make friends with some1 there, but I doubt it. I think I need to find ways to cope with my loneliness. I’m so stupid. I don’t wanna be alone but when some1 comes in I the breaks I go away cuz I wanna b alone. But during class I talk a lot with others.
I’m waiting for the “Dnr, go fuck urself u schizophrenic retard and do a Maasai jump of a building while simultaneously ropemaxxing ur way into a portal that takes u to agartha, so that u get heightmogged by Aryan girls” comments





can’t wait 
. I hate being alone
maybe I have to find ways to romanticize being alone
. The last time I met some1 was a guy from my class. We went gym 1 hour and then I was socially exhausted and deported him to his home cuz I reached my social limit
. This was 5 months ago. I would highly appreciate tips and tricks to make friends. I also thought of asking my psychologist to put me in a group meet with other retards and maybe I’ll make friends with some1 there, but I doubt it. I think I need to find ways to cope with my loneliness. I’m so stupid. I don’t wanna be alone but when some1 comes in I the breaks I go away cuz I wanna b alone. But during class I talk a lot with others.
I’m waiting for the “Dnr, go fuck urself u schizophrenic retard and do a Maasai jump of a building while simultaneously ropemaxxing ur way into a portal that takes u to agartha, so that u get heightmogged by Aryan girls” comments






can’t wait 



). Options could include going to the gym at the same time/day and clubs (you can just pretend you're interested tbf) because you don't really need chemistry just familiarity. You can try enforce short hangouts, and then make up an excuse whenever you feel tired so you can leave. You said you talk with others in your class a lot, probably because there's an active topic and a time limit so maybe try recreate that outside of school (study groups, gym sessions, walking + talking, doing something side-by-side so there's no eye contact). Unstructured hangouts can be a lot harder. Romanticising only works if you actually enjoy being alone, you can cope with loneliness by podcasts and livestreams, going to public places alone, online friends and a low-maintenance friend you see sometimes. Loneliness eases when you feel socially anchored, not by constantly interacting. Sorry for rambling mush