I want a girlfriend to wash my ass

[Bui]

Because I am super anti-gay. I gag on the thought of having to stick my hand in my ass to clean it.
So my solution is to find a girlfriend as quickly as possible so she can wipe my ass and clean it for me. Hopefully I find one as quickly ass possible,
otherwise I’ll have to change undergarments every 4 hours.


This is how hard life as a 100% straight man buddy boyo.

 

[Yliaster]

Could of done it yourself in the time it took you to make this post

 

[Bui]

Could of done it yourself in the time it took you to make this post

I am incapable of doing it myself which is the problem I am currently facing.

Being 100% straight sigma male in todays society is next to impossible boyo.

 

[Deleted member 137729]

Ts is what the old niggas in the retire home think

 

[Yliaster]

I am incapable of doing it myself which is the problem I am currently facing.

Being 100% straight sigma male in todays society is next to impossible boyo.

I used to use my gfs shampoo to clean you know where after I took a dump.Just lather some up in your hands
and clean yourself takes 2 minutes

Stop being gross

 

[Bui]

I used to use my gfs shampoo to clean you know where after I took a dump.Just lather some up in your hands
and clean yourself takes 2 minutes

Stop being gross

Oke

 

[Sub5UglyMan]

Is cleaning the shit off of your ass gay?

 

[Bui]

Is cleaning the shit off of your ass gay?

Someone here told me that it’s gay so that is what I believed to this day.

 

[LTNUser]

Is cleaning the shit off of your ass gay?

Yes

 

[Sub5UglyMan]

Someone here told me that it’s gay so that is what I believed to this day.

Niggers on here are so repulsive, dirty, and gross and then complain about being incels

 

[Sub5UglyMan]

Yes

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[LTNUser]

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Bro what

 

[Doesitmatter?]

This is not tough gang
Wiping ass especially digging is a vibe

 

[Yliaster]

Niggers on here are so repulsive, dirty, and gross and then complain about being incels

right!

 

[Sub5UglyMan]

right!

Literal walking biohazards

 

[beautyiswhatwedesir]

nigg

 

[Deleted member 142159]

I am incapable of doing it myself which is the problem I am currently facing.

Being 100% straight sigma male in todays society is next to impossible boyo.

 

[p9p]

same bhai