I want a super short girl tbh. My kids can just go limb lightening.

[Deleted member 19620]

I am talking about 5’ to 5’2.

 

[Deprived]

are you a short king?

 

[Alt Number 3]

Ye

are you a short king?

 

[Deleted member 20370]

gnome nigga rise up

 

[tallnegga]

The only thing your kids will be lengthening is their neck

 

[ihatereddit]

my mom is 5' which is why I'm a manlet

 

[Growth Plate]

my mom is 5' which is why I'm a manlet

My mom is 5'5" and my dad is 5'10" and I've been 5'7" since I was 14 thinking I was gonna be 5'10"

 

[Growth Plate]

This op nigga talking bout leg lengthening like it's as simple as getting a vaccine or some shit. As if if's not one of, if not the most, the most brutal looksmax surgeries of all time

And as if LL is gonna really help when they're 5'5" male in the year 2060 where who knows becomes the new 6ft in that stage of sexual selection requirements. LL gets riskier every inch you add

You can have a femlet gf. Just don't reproduce

 

[rand anon]

Pls don’t

 

[Deleted member 19766]

Even if they did get it, they'd just become handcel untermensch like me