I want my linkedin to be as impressive as one of my bosses

[Jason Voorhees]

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[Jason Voorhees]

@imontheloose @Magnus Ironblood @SecularIslamist

 

[imontheloose]

@imontheloose @Magnus Ironblood @SecularIslamist

Not that insane.

 

[Jason Voorhees]

@browncurrycel @loyolaxavvierretard

 

[Jason Voorhees]

Not that insane.

Top tier engineering college in India. Top tier management uni in India and the Top buisness school in Europe with experience working in Top positions at various British and American MNCs isnt impressive?

 

[imontheloose]

Top tier engineering college in India. Top tier management university in India and the Top buisness school in Europe with experience working at Top positions in various British and American MNCs isnt impressive?

Impressive if you value Indian schools, sure, but not insane. Point still stands.

 

[Jason Voorhees]

Impressive if you value Indian schools, sure, but not insane. Point still stands.

Nigga these indian schools have the acceptance rate of like 0 point 3-4 0s something %

 

[imontheloose]

Nigga these indian schools have the acceptance rate of like 0 point 3-4 0s something %

Acceptance rates in a third world shithole mean nothing. The people applying could have literal down syndrome for all we know.

 

[User28823]

i'd rather kms ngl

linkedin is cancer circlejerk

 

[Jason Voorhees]

Acceptance rates in a third world shithole means nothing. The people applying could have literal down syndrome for all we know.

True but it is still impressive to me because I know how hard it is to get in.

 

[imontheloose]

True but it is still impressive to me because I know how hard it is to get in.

For an Indian, it’s very impressive. Remarkable even. As an Englishman, however, I’m not very impressed.

 

[Jason Voorhees]

For an Indian, it’s very impressive. Remarkable even. As an Englishman, however, I’m not very impressed.

London Buisness School isnt hard to get into for an Englishman

 

[imontheloose]

London Buisness School isnt hard to get into for an Englishman

Precisely. Londonvillie has a much more impressive education than that guy for example and he’s just a 9” cock gook Britcel.

 

[Jason Voorhees]

Precisely. Londonvillie has a much more impressive education than that guy for example and he’s just a 9” cock gook Britcel.

Really? I thought London Business School, UCL, Imperial are extremely hard to get into even for a native Britcel

 

[browncurrycel]

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Imagine doing an MBA AFTER iim ahmedabad. Crazy stuff man.

I want to finish my course by 21 and maybe an MBA after that, but this guy is just on another level

 

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[imontheloose]

Really? I thought London Business School, UCL, Imperial are extremely hard to get into even for a native Britcel

London Business School isn’t that insane here. I, and I’d say, most fellow Britcels, view UCL as a bullshit university where failed Oxbridge students are forced to go. Imperial is a more glorified version of the latter, but I at least give Imperial its credits of being a great university.

They actually reduce the grades for international students at Imperial rather shockingly. It’s why it is totally full of Indians.

 

[Jason Voorhees]

London Business School isn’t that insane here. I, and I’d say, most fellow Britcels, view UCL as a bullshit university where failed Oxbridge students are forced to go. Imperial is a more glorified version of the latter, but I at least give Imperial its credits of being a great university.

They actually reduce the grades for international students at Imperial rather shockingly. It’s why it is totally full of Indians.

I see. Idk I mostly see imperial and ucl in positive light because Imperial and UCL both have a long history tied to British colonial institutions and most Indians associate them with prestige-especially since many Indian elites from the pre-independence era studied there and returned with influential positions in politics law and administration.

 

[imontheloose]

I see. Idk I mostly see imperial and ucl in positive light because Imperial and UCL both have a long history tied to British colonial institutions and in most Indians associate them with prestige-especially since many Indian elites from the pre-independence era studied there and returned with influential positions in politics law and administration.

Well, don’t get it twisted: the two are still viewed in positive light. You’re just acknowledged as an Oxbridge reject. Not that it’s exactly a bad thing; you haven’t failed on 2+2=4 so to say, but to a company hiring/shortlisting those especially from Oxbridge, it is a big connotation they see.

 

[Jason Voorhees]

Well, don’t get it twisted: the two are still viewed in positive light. You’re just acknowledged as an Oxbridge reject. Not that it’s exactly a bad thing; you haven’t failed on 2+2=4 so to say, but to a company hiring/shortlisting those especially from Oxbridge, it is a big connotation they see.

I will one up him and have oxbridge on my resume then.

 

[imontheloose]

I will one up him and have oxbridge on my resume then.

Nice. Come enjoy some of the kebab vans around Oxford.

 

[Deleted member 110192]

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India tho

 

[Jason Voorhees]

Nice. Come enjoy some of the kebab vans around Oxford.

My main issue with these top MBA programs is that the tuition costs as much as a Range Rover, and they expect you to have like 2 decades of experience just to even look at your application.

 

[Deleted member 107106]

Nigga went to college three times to avoid getting a job

 

[imontheloose]

My main issue with these top MBA programs is that the tuition costs as much as a Range Rover, and they expect you to have like 2 decades of experience just to even look at your application.

True. I lived with a few international flatmates and they all came from wealthy backgrounds.

 

[Saint Casanova]

Really? I thought London Business School, UCL, Imperial are extremely hard to get into even for a native Britcel

You got it the wrong way round. It’s now easier for international students to get in. These unis often lower grade requirements for them because they bring in way more money. There was a big scandal about this.

For example, I think with the Warwick MMORSE course, natives have to get A*A*A plus a maths exam like the TMUA, while grade requirements for internationals was like AAC.

Did you remember hearing about this @imontheloose ?

 

[Saint Casanova]

Well, don’t get it twisted: the two are still viewed in positive light. You’re just acknowledged as an Oxbridge reject. Not that it’s exactly a bad thing; you haven’t failed on 2+2=4 so to say, but to a company hiring/shortlisting those especially from Oxbridge, it is a big connotation they see.

I know some very elite boutiques and Mayfair Hedge funds ( the best of the best in finance), top Barrister Champers ect only almost still look at Oxbridge.

Only LSE is on a similar level for finance tbh.

 

[imontheloose]

You got it the wrong way round. It’s now easier for international students to get in. These unis often lower grade requirements for them because they bring in way more money. There was a big scandal about this.

For example, I think with the Warwick MMORSE course, natives have to get A*A*A plus a maths exam like the TMUA, while grade requirements for internationals was like AAC.

Did you remember hearing about this @imontheloose ?

Of course I do. I even mentioned it here. In fact, my international flatmates have told me they’ve heard of BBC for A*AA courses!

Go search Newcastle University and Manchester University’s schemes for DEI. You can literally get from AAA to BBB if you are mixed race, or any non-white heritage.

Totally absurd. I had to slave away for my grades at Oxford and my international flatmates were absolutely shocked that I got them grades. “Why didn’t you go to the US?! I’ve never heard of anyone getting them grades!”

Ridiculous.

 

[imontheloose]

I know some very elite boutiques and Mayfair Hedge funds ( the best of the best in finance), top Barrister Champers ect only almost still look at Oxbridge.

Only LSE is on a similar level for finance tbh.

Yes. Happens quite a lot. Granted you get a lot of people who really shouldn’t be at Oxbridge getting in and scraping a 2:1, I don’t blame them.

 

[Saint Casanova]

Of course I do. I even mentioned it here. In fact, my international flatmates have told me they’ve heard of BBC for A*AA courses!

Go search Newcastle University and Manchester University’s schemes for DEI. You can literally get from AAA to BBB if you are mixed race, or any non-white heritage.

Totally absurd. I had to slave away for my grades at Oxford and my international flatmates were absolutely shocked that I got them grades. “Why didn’t you go to the US?! I’ve never heard of anyone getting them grades!”

Ridiculous.

That’s mad. How do they find the course ? Do they seem to struggle more ?

Very unfair what they’ve done to the native population here. Harder Uni entrance criteria, lots of internships/work experience placements blocked off for them ect.

 

[imontheloose]

That’s mad. How do they find the course ? Do they seem to struggle more ?

Very unfair what they’ve done to the native population here. Harder Uni entrance criteria, lots of internships/work experience placements blocked off for them ect.

They find the course rather tough, but I’ve noticed that at the beginning they actually teach stuff you should already know if you got the grades to get in.

I can’t speak for every course, but in the general engineering science at Oxford (what you all start off with), they taught extremely basic mathematics and physics which you would know if you did well in physics and further maths.

There’s also internships which specifically say, “we aren’t hiring white British students.”

I feel sorry for my family members who died at Dunkirk just for this to be their reward.

 

[Deleted member 86877]

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Dnr

 

[Jason Voorhees]

@Chadeep

 

[SecularIslamist]

Bro you are basically doxxxing yourself. If I really wanted to I could probably find out who you are based on this info - or get close

Many retards here have triangulated shit I've said and found out who I was.

 

[Foreverbrad]

Engineering is such a trash degree unless you’re a normie who can get into finance or management it’s an autism dumping ground that’ll barely get past minimum wage.

 

[Chadeep]

Damn Mechanical From DTU to This. Mirin hard

 

[laworg]

Acceptance rates in a third world shithole mean nothing. The people applying could have literal down syndrome for all we know.

It does more acctually

 

[Sprinkles]

Top tier engineering college in India. Top tier management uni in India and the Top buisness school in Europe with experience working in Top positions at various British and American MNCs isnt impressive?

I can smell the curry through the screen lmfao

 

[jrsCris]

j*bs bro j*bs

 

[Jason Voorhees]

They find the course rather tough, but I’ve noticed that at the beginning they actually teach stuff you should already know if you got the grades to get in.

I can’t speak for every course, but in the general engineering science at Oxford (what you all start off with), they taught extremely basic mathematics and physics which you would know if you did well in physics and further maths.

There’s also internships which specifically say, “we aren’t hiring white British students.”

I feel sorry for my family members who died at Dunkirk just for this to be their reward.

Wait really? Like they dont hire white British students? Why is that? For white collar jobs immigrants are more expensive to hire because of VISA and HR compliance issues

 

[imontheloose]

Wait really? Like they dont hire white British students? Why is that? For white collar jobs immigrants are more expensive to hire because of VISA and HR compliance issues

Yes. Rather common.

 

[Jason Voorhees]

Yes. Rather common.

But why?

 

[imontheloose]

But why?

They accept way lower wages than us. My flatmates told me this first hand. Well, the one who could actually speak English… that’s a story for another day anyway.

 

[imontheloose]

But why?

Not to mention DEI is quite literally a necessity nowadays.

 

[Jason Voorhees]

They accept way lower wages than us. My flatmates told me this first hand. Well, the one who could actually speak English… that’s a story for another day anyway.

Lower wages okay but they also need a VISA which is nightmare to work with for thr company's legal team