i want someone to wreck my car

[mr123456]

i just want someone to crash into me, wreck my car, and break a few bones. i want to live work free for a few months and i want a new car.

 

[mr123456]

insurance fraud is a serious crime tho so someone needs to do it instead of me

 

[sørenyuko]

Go annoy someone enough so that they'd wanna do that

 

[Sycophant]

i just want to feel something too, try cutting yourself

 

[mr123456]

i just want to feel something too, try cutting yourself

ive done that before when i was 13 and almost bled out in the hospital lobby

 

[mr123456]

Go annoy someone enough so that they'd wanna do that

wont work because im antagonizing

 

[psltristan1]

ive done that before when i was 13 and almost bled out in the hospital lobby

Wow you're an idiot
Couldn't even do it right

 

[mr123456]

Wow you're an idiot
Couldn't even do it right

i sliced to deep and was right next to a major artery. i could literally see multiple layers of fat and flesh . i waited like an hr to go to the hospital it was probably dumbest decision ever.

 

[mr123456]

i sliced to deep and was right next to a major artery. i could literally see multiple layers of fat and flesh . i waited like an hr to go to the hospital it was probably dumbest decision ever.

then they put me on meds and my dick stopped working for a while

 

[psltristan1]

i sliced to deep and was right next to a major artery. i could literally see multiple layers of fat and flesh . i waited like an hr to go to the hospital it was probably dumbest decision ever.

Yo wtf when I did it I never went that deep
How bad did it hurt?

 

[mr123456]

Yo wtf when I did it I never went that deep
How bad did it hurt?

it didnt hurt at all i was just in shock from seeing all that lmao. it just was sore and itchy after the stitches. heres a photo of the scar.

 

[psltristan1]

it didnt hurt at all i was just in shock from seeing all that lmao. it just was sore and itchy after the stitches. heres a photo of the scar.
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WTF
When I cut my shit it stinged a lot
It hurt

 

[mr123456]

WTF
When I cut my shit it stinged a lot
It hurt

it never hirt for me it just felt like i got scratched and they would get itchy

 

[psltristan1]

it never hirt for me it just felt like i got scratched and they would get itchy

Nigga you probably used a blade
I used scissors