I want to be a runaway, here’s how I’d do it if I do do it

[newgen/cel]

i just wanna leave my family suck such horse shit, my life at school sucks I have like genuinely no future the only thing is I have no clue how I’d stay alive or keep clean, I could deal with not being clean but eventually it would suck because i just straight up reek but also it would feel very uncomfortable. I fucking hate living in this modern society. I don’t wanna work I just wanna do nothing all day. Socialising is life fuel everything else is ropefuel. But I had an idea. So I’d take a jacket and a bag with me, steal a bunch of money in order to obviously make purchases and other shit like that. Maybe pay to use a gym shower or smth. Use a laundromat, maybe id take a few pairs of clothes to use, id likely keep wearing them for a couple days to minimise cost. Anyways I’d also take a knife for some form of self defence, if I could I’d take my phone and take out its sim but use public free WiFi to keep posting and shit like that. I’d probably try leech off some normie or smth, I remember James sapphire and AAAD did that. The only issue is I might get raped due to being overly attractive and sleeping outside. Getting money in general and also food would be an issue, as the money would run out. I think I’d maybe just go behind some stores and steal left over food that they have to throw away. Washing clothes could be as simple as finding a specific person who is fine throwing my shit in the wash with their clothes aswell as in the dryer. It wouldn’t be a giant tax on their bills and would be possible as long as I didn’t leech off them forever. Making friends would be impossible other than online which getting back to id keep a charger and go to a library and charge it, maybe also use the library for entertainment. Where would I sleep would be difficult, fortunately due to uk laws trespassing isn’t a crime aslong as you don’t break in so example if I just stayed in a store and they closed it down and I slept in it they couldn’t have me for committing a crime. But I’d likely get banned from them. No good stores come to mind when it comes to sleeping though other than either ikea or a bed store but they are commonly small and probably hard to stay in. So an ilea would be my best bet as they are enormous and ez to hide in. All the while I’d pay some Indian 5 pound to edit a video so I make money off of YouTube. Because everyone would fw my htn self being homeless (kidding).

The other possible option is getting a place or being roommates with someone (hopefully a normal person) and then getting a job to sustain yourself.

No tldr this is high quality schizo ramble, must read

 

[newgen/cel]

Or I could just kill myself but idkkkk…..

 

[Histy]

 

[futureschizo]

holy shit nigger DNR

 

[mtfmxxng]

Find something you're good at, that has market value and is on demand while you still have time and jump head first into it.

 

[SilvioMoltisantiDan]

Dnr go with your lil cuck friends of .com stupid nigga

 

[User28823]

gonna need a car buddy boyo

then u can sleep in it

 

[newgen/cel]

Find something you're good at, that has market value and is on demand while you still have time and jump head first into it.

Jfl at just find ur skill bros, but is this advice to go along with the ramble or advice against the ramble

 

[newgen/cel]

gonna need a car buddy boyo

then u can sleep in it

Fuck good point. Plus Itd be hard to get to places like ilea or whatever else without one. FUCKKKK my life

 

[User28823]

Fuck good point. Plus Itd be hard to get to places like ilea or whatever else without one. FUCKKKK my life

just work get like 2-3k and buy some complete shitbox 1990 toyota

 

[mtfmxxng]

Jfl at just find ur skill bros, but is this advice to go along with the ramble or advice against the ramble

I know you're not serious, but something made you make this thread nonetheless

 

[newgen/cel]

just work get like 2-3k and buy some complete shitbox 1990 toyota

I should probably just focus on good back area and good gas efficiency right?

 

[newgen/cel]

I know you're not serious, but something made you make this thread nonetheless

I likely won’t just due to how much willpower it would take, (something I don’t have a lot of) but it’s still a very nice idea and a fun one to think about and problem solve over, and like you said there’s a reason the post was as long as it was

 

[User28823]

I should probably just focus on good back area and good gas efficiency right?

yeah, u could potentially find some shitbox pedo van too

like shoovy does on stream

 

[newgen/cel]

yeah, u could potentially find some shitbox pedo van too

like shoovy does on stream

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Oh yah that’s a decent idea, I remember seeing those niggas in minivans it looks tuff but that shit is probably insane for gas cost. this is likely a good middle ground, too bad they are pretty costy

 

[mtfmxxng]

I likely won’t just due to how much willpower it would take, (something I don’t have a lot of) but it’s still a very nice idea and a fun one to think about and problem solve over, and like you said there’s a reason the post was as long as it was

I'm just saying, if I could go back in time and tell myself to do something else other than rofling on gmod and watching YouTube and later whine about my parents and shit, when I could've moved already, i would do it in a heartbeat. That's my agenda. Trying to prevent this from happening to someone else.

 

[User28823]

Oh yah that’s a decent idea, I remember seeing those niggas in minivans it looks tuff but that shit is probably insane for gas cost. this is likely a good middle ground, too bad they are pretty costy

yeah if ur gonna LDAR live in a car you'd want to be stationary most of the time or u can go around parking lots siphoning niggas gas out of their tanks

 

[newgen/cel]

I'm just saying, if I could go back in time and tell myself to do something else other than rofling on gmod and watching YouTube and later whine about my parents and shit, when I could've moved already, i would do it in a heartbeat. That's my agenda. Trying to prevent this from happening to someone else.

I definitely can’t move, I could try crypto but at that point I’d be 18 and very close to a self inflicted death

yeah if ur gonna LDAR live in a car you'd want to be stationary most of the time or u can go around parking lots siphoning niggas gas out of their tanks

theif pill is high iq might get a fake number plate in order to not be seen

 

[mtfmxxng]

I definitely can’t move, I could try crypto but at that point I’d be 18 and very close to a self inflicted death

theif pill is high iq might get a fake number plate in order to not be seen

I know you can't right now, I feel ya. Hence the generic "find teh skillz" advice. It's trite, but it's true.

 

[User28823]

theif pill is high iq might get a fake number plate in order to not be seen

until a cop runs ur tag and bangs on ur door while ur sleeping asking for id

 

[newgen/cel]

I know you can't right now, I feel ya. Hence the generic "find teh skillz" advice. It's trite, but it's true.

it’s useless but I appreciate the effort to try let alone reply

 

[newgen/cel]

until a cop runs ur tag and bangs on ur door while ur sleeping asking for id

BRUTALLLLL but then I’d go to jail and get food

 

[User28823]

BRUTALLLLL but then I’d go to jail and get food

then no freedom

if you wanted to do that u could do it now

 

[LTNUser]

yeah, u could potentially find some shitbox pedo van too

like shoovy does on stream

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What does this guy make videos on ?

 

[User28823]

What does this guy make videos on ?

hes a streamer, he larps being broke and living in a van while actually making 30k in crypto per month but has avoided taxes so lowkey the irs is on his ass and lowkey he is broke cuz he owes the irs like 100k or some shit

but hes trying to follow in the foot steps of ice poseidon