I want to cold approach on a college campus so bad

[klip11]

I need to just walk around campus and rizz up girls I want to talk to.

I just walk up to her and say hey ma, what yo name is. Hopefully, I don't sperg out and start telling her about @Blackgymmax rubbing @Squirtle belly.

 

[the BULL]

But then you remember you're 30 yo

 

[autistic_tendencies]

But then you remember you're 30 yo

They like older moids

 

[klip11]

But then you remember you're 30 yo

So...I can easily blend in. I don't look like a grandpa, you know.

 

[klip11]

They like older moids

WTF is a moid

 

[the BULL]

They like older moids

Only if they're Rich and pay for expensive restaurants and trips

 

[the BULL]

So...I can easily blend in. I don't look like a grandpa, you know.

You look 30 like everyone else of your Age, Is not about the collagen

 

[autistic_tendencies]

Only if they're Rich and pay for expensive restaurants and trips

College girls don’t care about money

 

[shabby890]

You have to be dominant and aggressive
They love that

 

[the BULL]

College girls don’t care about money

You're either young and handsome, or you're Sugar papi. They have no reason to pick oldcel over younger dudes if they don't provide with money

 

[klip11]

You look 30 like everyone else of your Age, Is not about the collagen

IRL everyone thinks I'm 20 something. I regularly larp as 25 just to see who buys it and it rarely gets questioned

 

[PLA1092]

Do it bhai. Time to bring back BBC PVWVR to this forum, you guys have been lacking recently srs.

 

[klip11]

Do it bhai. Time to bring back BBC PVWVR to this forum, you guys have been lacking recently srs.

I'm glad you stand with me

 

[the BULL]

IRL everyone thinks I'm 20 something. I regularly larp as 25 just to see who buys it and it rarely gets questioned

Everyone says this, "people give me 10 Years less Bro" jfl in reality everyone looks his age

 

[klip11]

Everyone says this, "people give me 10 Years less Bro" jfl in reality everyone looks his age

Whatever floats your boat

 

[autistic_tendencies]

You're either young and handsome, or you're Sugar papi. They have no reason to pick oldcel over younger dudes if they don't provide with money

Younger dudes have hairless balls and can’t fuck right + less emotionally mature

 

[the BULL]

Younger dudes have hairless balls and can’t fuck right + less emotionally mature

They have Better erections and Better cardiac system, making them able to last longer

 

[Deleted member 30679]

Good luck bhai!
I'm sure you will slay some snow bunnies
Hopefully you are tyronemaxxed enough to be pulling out.pick up lines like that

 

[klip11]

Good luck bhai!
I'm sure you will slay some snow bunnies
Hopefully you are tyronemaxxed enough to be pulling out.pick up lines like that

Wish @Kamui could come with me

 

[the BULL]

Whatever floats your boat

I swear every 30+ yo Person says "how old do you think i am? People usually Guess 25" lol

 

[Deleted member 30679]

Wish @Kamui could come with me

Kamui is Bobby shmurda irl

 

[Deleted member 30679]

Mirin @Kamui the dark triad gangster from the streets of NYC

 

[klip11]

Good luck bhai!
I'm sure you will slay some snow bunnies
Hopefully you are tyronemaxxed enough to be pulling out.pick up lines like that

I will make the .org BBC brahs proud

 

[Deleted member 30679]

I will make the .org BBC brahs proud

I believe you in bhai!
Shoot for your dreams, keep grinding , keep hustling

 

[klip11]

I swear every 30+ yo Person says "how old do you think i am? People usually Guess 25" lol

I remember when I was a kid and my pastor died and I went to his funeral. And the pastor that preached the sermon at the funeral said "do you feel like jumping"