I want to euthanise someone

[BPDexhead]

I'm tired of dealing with my uncle everyday. He's a fucking mentally ill son of a bitch. He leaves a trail of his shit everywhere on our house, he blames me for everything, he destroys my stuff, and he touches my penis every single time I'm asleep. I'm tired of dealing with this shit, I want to get rid of him.

so I formulated a plan.
I will put burning charcoal under his bed to carbon monoxide poison him while he's asleep.

Do you think this will work?
Will I get away from murdering him?

if not, give me some better options

(I tried asking "will I get away from murdering someone by carbon monoxide poisoning" on quora but all I got was a bunch of shitheads giving me some irrelevant advice)

 

[Deleted member 6128]

not funneh

 

[Baldingman1998]

Tell your parents or police easy.

 

[Deleted member 6095]

He could obviously smell the charcoal and it would trip smoke alarms. If he takes meds, hide them, force him to go out with you somewhere so he could get corona