I WANT TO FUCK AT LEAST ONE WOMAN BEFORE I DIE

[Shrek2OnDvD]

If I die a virgin I will be so mad. Imagine your last part of your grave being 'Shrek2OnDvD died a virgin, RIP' Legit showing your sub humanity even at death.
Also if you don't come to my funeral I won't come to yours

 

[Fraud]

Hire an escort

 

[Deleted member 1476]

Same nigg at least one of them bitches

 

[Deleted member 3556]

You’re fbi. Go arrest a prostitute and make her fuck for her freedom

 

[TsarTsar444]

No fuck for your Shrek

 

[Hunter Vallance]

If I die a virgin I will be so mad. Imagine your last part of your grave being 'Shrek2OnDvD died a virgin, RIP' Legit showing your sub humanity even at death.
Also if you don't come to my funeral I won't come to yours

EscortMaxxing doesn’t count tbh
Having sex with a girl who actually wants it is the only reason to do it because of the validation

 

[owlofathena]

I want to move out the house so badly ngl sometimes I feel like am starving to death because am still a virgin

 

[Deleted member 2403]

If I die a virgin I will be so mad. Imagine your last part of your grave being 'Shrek2OnDvD died a virgin, RIP' Legit showing your sub humanity even at death.
Also if you don't come to my funeral I won't come to yours

I’d come to your funeral bhai

 

[penis3]

no shrek for your face

 

[Deleted member 6538]

The perfect solution for you

Spoiler: NSFW

 

[Deleted member 1476]

no shrek for your face

No penis for your three

 

[Shrek2OnDvD]

The perfect solution for you

Spoiler: NSFW

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WTF IS THAT? WHY YOU SENDING ME THIS SHIT

 

[Deleted member 7863]

Why 1? after your done looksmaxing you can get all of them

 

[Shrek2OnDvD]

Why 1? after your done looksmaxing you can get all of them

at least 1 so i dont die a virgin

 

[Deleted member 1476]

at least 1 so i dont die a virgin

H