I want to try anal sex

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I have yet to try it, i wonder how it must feel like.

I want her to like lay on her back on top of me, and then i insert my cock like upwards into her.

That would be peak icl
 
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try it with @Scarlet hes pretty loose no lube needed
 
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I have yet to try it, i wonder how it must feel like.

I want her to like lay on her back on top of me, and then i insert my cock like upwards into her.

That would be peak icl
tell lil nas x
 
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I have yet to try it, i wonder how it must feel like.

I want her to like lay on her back on top of me, and then i insert my cock like upwards into her.

That would be peak icl
then you pull out and see the amount of pure shit on your dick
 
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Fecal matter.
 
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Hey man. Its all apart of the experience.

I wouldn’t mind a girl shitting on my chest for example.
If I pull out my cock and it’s got visible shit on it that girl is getting clarted
Anal is just grim
 
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Your gay nigga
 
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If I pull out my cock and it’s got visible shit on it that girl is getting clarted
Anal is just grim
make her suck it as a punishment for not cleaning her bootyhole properly.

If its unwanted feces then i understand your perspective. But the shit can be really deep in there you know, it wouldn’t be entirely her fault.

You feel me?
 
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I'd rather stick metal rods in my penis
 
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Clavicular Hullo Situation
 
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make her suck it as a punishment for not cleaning her bootyhole properly.

If its unwanted feces then i understand your perspective. But the shit can be really deep in there you know, it wouldn’t be entirely her fault.

You feel me?
Just imagine she had diarrhea and it comes out as a bbc

This will be engraved in our digital footprints forever
 
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Asu framelader got caught in 4K
 
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But the shit can be really deep in there you know, it wouldn’t be entirely her fault.
That’s why you don’t do anal lol
Analingus is actually more hygienic if they wash properly first. Anal you’re going deep into the shithole
 
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Just imagine she had diarrhea and it comes out as a bbc

This will be engraved in our digital footprints forever
Don’t share your fantasies with me on here dude. Some stuff you can keep to yourself.
 
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I have yet to try it, i wonder how it must feel like.

I want her to like lay on her back on top of me, and then i insert my cock like upwards into her.

That would be peak icl
Fr
 
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I have yet to try it, i wonder how it must feel like.

I want her to like lay on her back on top of me, and then i insert my cock like upwards into her.

That would be peak icl
whatever makes u happy ig:feelsyay:
 
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That’s why you don’t do anal lol
Analingus is actually more hygienic if they wash properly first. Anal you’re going deep into the shithole
You can just wash your penis you know. Sacrifices need to be made to grant you the pleasure you desire.

If anal is not for you and you had a bad first experience, its okay.
 
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Asu framelader got caught in 4K
IMG 3275
 
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I have yet to try it, i wonder how it must feel like.

I want her to like lay on her back on top of me, and then i insert my cock like upwards into her.

That would be peak icl
Anal is peak yo I’ve done it highly recommend
 
make her do enema and be very gentle
play with 1 finger then slightly go for the 2nd and 3rd, 3 is enough
be delicate mate
 
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make her do enema and be very gentle
play with 1 finger then slightly go for the 2nd and 3rd, 3 is enough
be delicate mate
Ill just spray some sort of numbing spray on her bootyhole and take it as rough as i want
 
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Yeah go fuck some ass fella
 
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For one second I thought you wanted to be pegged sry
 
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Yeah go fuck some ass fella
Some people here are saying that shit will appear on my dick. I don’t think so, and honestly wouldn’t mind if it happened.

Its all natural.
 
the liquid shit will go into ur uretha then travel into ur kidneys. at that point it's a wrap :hnghn:
 
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Its alright we all deserve to be forgiven.

Unless you have done something terrible.
Def btw in yesterday's thread you did if I'm not mistaken you asked you will give opinion about people but didn't knew me it's not that I want in particular opinion but now you know me
 
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Def btw in yesterday's thread you did if I'm not mistaken you asked you will give opinion about people but didn't knew me it's not that I want in particular opinion but now you know me
You seem like a pretty good user
 
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sounds worse than it really is.

I have done an experiment.
what did u do? i knew people can wash their butthole out but nothing is 100%
 
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I have yet to try it, i wonder how it must feel like.

I want her to like lay on her back on top of me, and then i insert my cock like upwards into her.

That would be peak icl
Worst idea
 
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You can just wash your penis you know. Sacrifices need to be made to grant you the pleasure you desire.

If anal is not for you and you had a bad first experience, its okay.
How are you okay with that? Jfl
Anal is just for girthlets (admittedly I am one) because it’s tighter
But it’s not even lubricated and you need lube. It’s just some stupid porn trend
 
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How are you okay with that? Jfl
Anal is just for girthlets (admittedly I am one) because it’s tighter
But it’s not even lubricated and you need lube. It’s just some stupid porn trend
Im a girthlet aswell.

You use a numbing spray that you spray on the hole. To make it numb, on the hole.

But if shit appears then so be it, ill have wetwipes on the side just incase.

But i would obviously want the girl to wash herself beforrhand
 
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Im a girthlet aswell.

You use a numbing spray that you spray on the hole. To make it numb, on the hole.

But if shit appears then so be it, ill have wetwipes on the side just incase.

But i would obviously want the girl to wash herself beforrhand
Wdym numbing spray? Why do you want it numb?
 
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