I wanted to work for the CIA for the longest time

[Deleted member 51576]

As a multi-lingual chad, I wanted to be a CIA case officer for so many years....Until I got blackpilled and found out that the CIA is just another extension of global zionism that does nothing but purposely destabilize countries, burn economies into the ground, and cause chaos & war. I always dreamed of being given fake ID's and titles in order to go undercover as a diplomat in foreign embassy/consulate, wine and dining targets that I need to gather intelligence from—all on the agency's dime.

Little did I know the CIA wants the downfall of humanity. They want civil wars, mass deaths, poverty & destruction. My dreams were shattered but life goes on & I was forced to move on.

 

[Deleted member 52057]

satan's puppets

 

[Nick.Harte]

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[kanderior]

I unironically wanted to become an MI6 agent cause I thought it would be like James Bond until I was about 12 (I'm not even British). Later I found out how unrealistic Bond is, and even later how evil western intelligence agencies are, and as Bond your "badass heroic job" would consist mainly of running psyops, toppling governments, infiltrating dissident political groups, spreading feminism and LGBT propaganda to third-world countries, helping terrorists etc.

 

[Deleted member 51576]

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Brilliant

 

[uglysub8male]

You sound social justice warrior pilled. A blackpilled person would want to do all of those things

 

[Deleted member 51576]

You sound social justice warrior pilled. A blackpilled person would want to do all of those things

I’m a Christian & strongly morally opposed to the CIA and their evil deeds. I cannot in good faith want to do any of those things

 

[Sixdaysinfallujah66]

I also want to work for CIA so my son can brag to his friends.

 

[Sixdaysinfallujah66]

I just wanna kill people (mainly civilians) so whenever I'm losing an argument online, I can bring that up.

 

[Deleted member 51576]

I just wanna kill people (mainly civilians) so whenever I'm losing an argument online, I can bring that up.

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo.