I was brutally heightpilled by my female cousin.

[Yummyinmytummy]

This happened a few months ago, but it crossed my mind and now I can’t stop thinking about it.

So I went to my cousins house for dinner because some family that were visiting from Geneva were staying at their place. Keep in mind that my family is pretty short, with the tallest in my whole family being 5’11 (my dad is 5’4 and I was almost 5’9 at the time). While we were eating, my aunt from Switzerland commented on how I grew so much since I last saw them and how I was now the tallest in the room.

My mom decided to randomly say that I’ll have no trouble getting a gf because I’m handsome and tall JFL. Out of nowhere, my cousin who I heightmog to oblivion starts laughing and said “are u joking? He’s so short!”. I was finally feeling a little good about myself and my bitch cousin decided to ruin it for me.

Ngl after I heard that, I couldn’t concentrate on anything that was being said and barely ate after that.

Wether you’re related or not, foids will always find a way to bring you down unless you’re gigachad.

Over for me, and many other men.

 

[Michael Myers]

Bro girls are retarded when it comes to height and dick size. Tbh I'm coping because I'm 5'10

 

[OldRooster]

at least she is honest. Your mom is a blue pill machine.

 

[Deleted member 2426]

6’3 or death my boy

 

[DidntRead]

6’7 or death my boy

 

[Dogs]

My girl cousins are nice they even say I look good (but only when I keep my hair short) also they aren't degenerates. Me and my cousin's are very close.

 

[Pillarman]

well it really is statistically average or below average height in most countries

 

[Roping Subhuman]

My girl cousins are nice they even say I look good (but only when I keep my hair short) also they aren't degenerates. Me and my cousin's are very close.

Do you fuck your Cousins?

 

[Deleted member 2352]

So youre 5 ft 8?No wonder.Everything below 6 ft is short

 

[Dogs]

Do you fuck your Cousins?

Fuck no you God damn degenerate

 

[Deleted member 2352]

Fuck no you God damn degenerate

I would tbh

 

[CarlSagan96]

Lmao what do you expect you live in Switzerland and your height was “almost 5’9” meaning 5’8 while the average there is like 6’0

 

[Roping Subhuman]

Fuck no you God damn degenerate

It was a joke you cuck.

 

[Dogs]

It was a joke you cuck.

I know lmao half the crazy shit said on here are jokes

 

[turkproducer]

5’9 isn’t too bad. Your cousin is just a cunt lol

 

[Ritalincel]

 

[toolateforme]

5'9 is death tier jfl

 

[FatJattMofo]

rape her
in her sleep

 

[Michael Myers]

Fuck no you God damn degenerate

You're fucking your cousin whether you like it or not. Every person on this planet is at least 1/50th cousin.

 

[UglyMan]

You're fucking your cousin whether you like it or not. Every person on this planet is at least 1/50th cousin.

Hindu cope

 

[Dicklet.4.3]

jfl at getting heightmogged by a female

 

[Deleted member 2095]

This happened a few months ago, but it crossed my mind and now I can’t stop thinking about it.

So I went to my cousins house for dinner because some family that were visiting from Geneva were staying at their place. Keep in mind that my family is pretty short, with the tallest in my whole family being 5’11 (my dad is 5’4 and I was almost 5’9 at the time). While we were eating, my aunt from Switzerland commented on how I grew so much since I last saw them and how I was now the tallest in the room.

My mom decided to randomly say that I’ll have no trouble getting a gf because I’m handsome and tall JFL. Out of nowhere, my cousin who I heightmog to oblivion starts laughing and said “are u joking? He’s so short!”. I was finally feeling a little good about myself and my bitch cousin decided to ruin it for me.

Ngl after I heard that, I couldn’t concentrate on anything that was being said and barely ate after that.

Wether you’re related or not, foids will always find a way to bring you down unless you’re gigachad.

Over for me, and many other men.

How tall are you now and at what age did you stop growing? How tall is ur mom?

 

[Yummyinmytummy]

Lmao what do you expect you live in Switzerland and your height was “almost 5’9” meaning 5’8 while the average there is like 6’0

I live in Canada. I had family coming over from Switzerland.

 

[NiBBaCel]

mogs me bcoz I'm 5 ft 10 and from switzerland

 

[MajinBuu]

let me guess, she only dates 6'+ white tattoo'd boys from tinder and is a fat potato

 

[NiBBaCel]

let me guess, she only dates 6'+ white tattoo'd boys from tinder and is a fat potato

lmfao

This happened a few months ago, but it crossed my mind and now I can’t stop thinking about it.

So I went to my cousins house for dinner because some family that were visiting from Geneva were staying at their place. Keep in mind that my family is pretty short, with the tallest in my whole family being 5’11 (my dad is 5’4 and I was almost 5’9 at the time). While we were eating, my aunt from Switzerland commented on how I grew so much since I last saw them and how I was now the tallest in the room.

My mom decided to randomly say that I’ll have no trouble getting a gf because I’m handsome and tall JFL. Out of nowhere, my cousin who I heightmog to oblivion starts laughing and said “are u joking? He’s so short!”. I was finally feeling a little good about myself and my bitch cousin decided to ruin it for me.

Ngl after I heard that, I couldn’t concentrate on anything that was being said and barely ate after that.

Wether you’re related or not, foids will always find a way to bring you down unless you’re gigachad.

Over for me, and many other men.

Low T to be honest. If ma cousin said this shit I would roast her to death lmao

 

[MajinBuu]

lmfao

it's the reality

 

[NiBBaCel]

it's the reality

ngl

 

[Yummyinmytummy]

let me guess, she only dates 6'+ white tattoo'd boys from tinder and is a fat potato

She never dated. Also no, she’s fit and decent looking so I couldn’t really insult her back.

 

[MajinBuu]

She never dated. Also no, she’s fit and decent looking so I couldn’t really insult her back.

cope

 

[Casadonis]

Out of nowhere, my cousin who I heightmog to oblivion starts laughing and said “are u joking? He’s so short!”. I was finally feeling a little good about myself and my bitch cousin decided to ruin it for me.

Lmao and everytime you bring up another metric like weight, IQ, their face, acne, hair, eye colour, income etc. they think you are being mean. But height yea sure that is fair game jfl

 

[reptiles]

6’3 or death my boy

6 foot 2 is short tbh

 

[currymax]

I hope you yelled "shut up fatass"

 

[chadpreetcel123]

You're fucking your cousin whether you like it or not. Every person on this planet is at least 1/50th cousin.

Shitskin Hindu cope

 

[Deleted member 2119]

I don't understand incels that want females to lie to them...

Admire the very rare times they're honest.

 

[Deleted member 3043]

My girl cousins are nice they even say I look good (but only when I keep my hair short) also they aren't degenerates. Me and my cousin's are very close.

family is really important, glad that's fine for you

6 foot 2 is short tbh

gtfo

 

[Michael Myers]

Hindu cope

Kill yourself cumskin.

Shitskin Hindu cope

Kill yourself shitskin.

 

[Deleted member 2227]

This is short even in the country that i live.

 

[MajinBuu]

I don't understand incels that want females to lie to them...

Admire the very rare times they're honest.

this as well

 

[Deleted member 2227]

She never dated. Also no, she’s fit and decent looking so I couldn’t really insult her back.

She never dated? JFL

 

[FatJattMofo]

How tall are you?

 

[GenericChad1444]

How tall are you?

5'6

 

[Deleted member 2205]

OP is a cunt bag you fucking nigger just height fraud 1 inch and kys cuck

 

[GenericChad1444]

kys

Reported. Enough of that please.

 

[BrettyBoy]

Reported. Enough of that please.

XD

 

[GenericChad1444]

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JoinedFeb 21, 2019

 

[Ritalincel]

OP is a cunt bag you fucking nigger just height fraud 1 inch and kys cuck

 

[Angel]

Shit thread kys