I was called a “short king” as a 5’11 man

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At work one of the girls that used to flirt with me and call me her ‘work husband’, even tho she had a boyfriend. She also called me a “short king”, even tho shes 5’6. Ive been called short king before as well by a 5’9 girl and my 5’9 ex. All of them were teasing of course, but behind every joke is some truth. And although most girls call me tall or guess me as 6’0, it still shows women’s standards for height these days.
 
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Unironically at work one of the girls that used to flirt with me and call me her work husband even tho she had a boyfriend, she also called me a “short king”, even tho shes 5’6. Ive been called short king before as well by a 5’9 girl and my 5’9 ex. All of them were teasing of course, but behind every joke is some truth. And although most girls call me tall or guess me as 6’0, it still shows women’s standards for height these days.
Over for average-height-lets
 
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damn that must be brutal for you
 
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Unironically at work one of the girls that used to flirt with me and call me her work husband even tho she had a boyfriend, she also called me a “short king”, even tho shes 5’6. Ive been called short king before as well by a 5’9 girl and my 5’9 ex. All of them were teasing of course, but behind every joke is some truth. And although most girls call me tall or guess me as 6’0, it still shows women’s standards for height these days.
4’11
 
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damn that must be brutal for you
How is this possible
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As a tallfag I don't like it when women ask me my height
 
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Unironically at work one of the girls that used to flirt with me and call me her work husband even tho she had a boyfriend, she also called me a “short king”, even tho shes 5’6. Ive been called short king before as well by a 5’9 girl and my 5’9 ex. All of them were teasing of course, but behind every joke is some truth. And although most girls call me tall or guess me as 6’0, it still shows women’s standards for height these days.
I've had it happen at 6'4

it is just a joke

dwbi
 
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Unironically at work one of the girls that used to flirt with me and call me her work husband even tho she had a boyfriend, she also called me a “short king”, even tho shes 5’6. Ive been called short king before as well by a 5’9 girl and my 5’9 ex. All of them were teasing of course, but behind every joke is some truth. And although most girls call me tall or guess me as 6’0, it still shows women’s standards for height these days.
:feelsrope: just fraud to 6'1 and forget
 
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As a tallfag I don't like it when women ask me my height
And if you ask them they often refuse to say lol, let alone weight. I hate when taller girls have done this too thinking more height is bad on women when I love tall(er) height in girls.
 
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Let world war 3 happened atp and end humanity
 
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Hey (short)King.. you dropped this
1786462612391

;)
 
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Water Anything below 6’3 is short in 2026
 
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And if you ask them they often refuse to say lol, let alone weight. I hate when taller girls have done this too thinking more height is bad on women when I love tall(er) height in girls.
foids should be 5'9, anything shorter than 5'6 is subhuman underdeveloped height
 
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Just say 6 foot
 
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And if you ask them they often refuse to say lol, let alone weight. I hate when taller girls have done this too thinking more height is bad on women when I love tall(er) height in girls.
your avi enrages me. it reminds me of the .com
 
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Let world war 3 happened atp and end humanity
ww3 would be truecels and normies fighting for land whales and chads
 
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At work one of the girls that used to flirt with me and call me her ‘work husband’, even tho she had a boyfriend. She also called me a “short king”, even tho shes 5’6. Ive been called short king before as well by a 5’9 girl and my 5’9 ex. All of them were teasing of course, but behind every joke is some truth. And although most girls call me tall or guess me as 6’0, it still shows women’s standards for height these days.
Get her to send you nudes for the sole purpose of telling her boyfriend lol none of these whores deserve anything positive in life
 
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complete tales repfarm btw this fs never happened
 
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At work one of the girls that used to flirt with me and call me her ‘work husband’, even tho she had a boyfriend. She also called me a “short king”, even tho shes 5’6. Ive been called short king before as well by a 5’9 girl and my 5’9 ex. All of them were teasing of course, but behind every joke is some truth. And although most girls call me tall or guess me as 6’0, it still shows women’s standards for height these days.
There retarted just larp it up to 6 foot they wont be able to tell the difference when women hear 5 foot they just instantly think short
 
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Get her to send you nudes for the sole purpose of telling her boyfriend lol none of these whores deserve anything positive in life
she would probably just report him to the police for revenge porn, and the boyfriend can forgive her or she can just find another one
 
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There retarted just larp it up to 6 foot they wont be able to tell the difference when women hear 5 foot they just instantly think short
I actually larp down to 5’10 to piss off other dudes who claim to be 1 incher taller than they really are :lul::lul:
 
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There retarted just larp it up to 6 foot they wont be able to tell the difference when women hear 5 foot they just instantly think short
true, foids dont have enough brain to see a physical difference they just care about the number, so they can brag about it to they friends and on social media
 
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And if you ask them they often refuse to say lol, let alone weight. I hate when taller girls have done this too thinking more height is bad on women when I love tall(er) height in girls.
Tall girls who want to be short don't know what they are saying. Tall women are law
 
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And if you ask them they often refuse to say lol, let alone weight. I hate when taller girls have done this too thinking more height is bad on women when I love tall(er) height in girls.
My gf is 5’10 :love:
 
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I actually larp down to 5’10 to piss off other dudes who claim to be 1 incher taller than they really are :lul::lul:
I mean it just depends on the situation your in say on your tinder profile have it set as 6 foot or if your on a date etc
 
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true, foids dont have enough brain to see a physical difference they just care about the number, so they can brag about it to they friends and on social media
High iq user
 
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foids should be 5'9, anything shorter than 5'6 is subhuman underdeveloped height
I agree, have no idea why some guys fetishize short girls.. they wanna breed kids that get bullied in school?? I only saw more height as a plus, don't care if she is taller than me if everything else is good. I am 6 foot 2 and I love hot tall amazonian girls, most attractive and genetically superior type of woman by far realistically. How the fuck can anyone think height in women is a minus? I guess some cope with insecurity or maybe have small dih.
 
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I agree, have no idea why some guys fetishize short girls.. they wanna breed kids that get bullied in school?? I only saw more height as a plus, don't care if she is taller than me if everything else is good. I am 6 foot 2 and I love hot tall amazonian girls, most attractive and genetically superior type of woman by far realistically. How the fuck can anyone think height in women is a minus? I guess some cope with insecurity or maybe have small dih.
@NW3Slayer any experiences with slaying tall girls?
 
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Small Boss:SadgeInTheRain:
 
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I agree, have no idea why some guys fetishize short girls.. they wanna breed kids that get bullied in school?? I only saw more height as a plus, don't care if she is taller than me if everything else is good. I am 6 foot 2 and I love hot tall amazonian girls, most attractive and genetically superior type of woman by far realistically. How the fuck can anyone think height in women is a minus? I guess some cope with insecurity or maybe have small dih.
short foids are just fucktoys ngl, I understand niggas who dont like super tall girls, I wouldnt date a girl taller than me, like 2 inches taller because I wouldnt feel good enough :feelsrope:
 
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@NW3Slayer any experiences with slaying tall girls?
I m a 179cm manlet jfl and got teased many many times by girls

However i never slayed one that was legit taller than me

I lose my cockyness that i need to slay when i have to look Up and feel Like a cuck

I Had 2 Girls that were exactly my height but they were very slim which was ideal cause then i know i ll manhandle their petite Bodies like Nature wants it to be
 
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I m a 179cm manlet jfl and got teased many many times by girls

However i never slayed one that was legit taller than me

I lose my cockyness that i need to slay when i have to look Up and feel Like a cuck

I Had 2 Girls that were exactly my height but they were very slim which was ideal cause then i know i ll manhandle their petite Bodies like Nature wants it to be
Low T

Dommy Mommy Yandere mog
 
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thid is part of why i have such a desire to be freakishly tall like 6'5+
the social respect that comes with it is insane
 
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At work one of the girls that used to flirt with me and call me her ‘work husband’, even tho she had a boyfriend. She also called me a “short king”, even tho shes 5’6. Ive been called short king before as well by a 5’9 girl and my 5’9 ex. All of them were teasing of course, but behind every joke is some truth. And although most girls call me tall or guess me as 6’0, it still shows women’s standards for height these days.
Am I surprised? It’s 20 fucking 26
 
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