I was given the most retarded parents ever

[Deleted member 5522]

They are morons who told me to say please and thankyou and left me to rot on my pc and never encouraged any physical exercise. When I looksmax they tell me to stop. Just stop chewing gum bro! Stop sleeping early bro! Stop tanning bro! Fucking goons.

 

[Deleted member 6305]

Just don't listen to them
Parents have always good intentions but their intentions don't match with the real world

 

[Deleted member 5522]

Just don't listen to them
Parents have allways good intentions but their intentions don't match with the real world

Good intentions my ass

 

[Madness]

Found my moms drug stash today man. They’re just bluepilled

 

[Norwooder]

They are morons who told me to say please and thankyou and left me to rot on my pc and never encouraged any physical exercise. When I looksmax they tell me to stop. Just stop chewing gum bro! Stop sleeping early bro! Stop tanning bro! Fucking goons.

Do the opposite of what your parents tell you
Except if it is discipline or school related

 

[Madness]

Thought this was gonna be a serious thread

 

[john2]

Just don't listen to them
Parents have always good intentions but their intentions don't match with the real world

Yes, I can confirm with this. Most parents always love their kids and do things for them with good intents, but it turns out bad/embarrassing.

 

[Deleted member 1338]

They are morons who told me to say please and thankyou and left me to rot on my pc and never encouraged any physical exercise. When I looksmax they tell me to stop. Just stop chewing gum bro! Stop sleeping early bro! Stop tanning bro! Fucking goons.

Faggot if you don't go ER on them

 

[fukmylyf]

just kill them

 

[ezio6]

They are morons who told me to say please and thankyou and left me to rot on my pc and never encouraged any physical exercise. When I looksmax they tell me to stop. Just stop chewing gum bro! Stop sleeping early bro! Stop tanning bro! Fucking goons.

 

[balding17yomanletcel]

rape them