I was going to piss in the uni toilets but a shaniqua was cleaning so it was closed

[Nectar]

The shit ton of caffeine I had made me wanna piss so fucking bad so I tried going to the toilet but before I entered in I noticed a sign saying closed since a black woman was cleaning. She told me to fuck off when I asked her: “Excuse me do you know” didn’t let me finish and said that.

So I went on the bus and almost pissed my pants so 2 hours later when I arrived home I had the longest piss ever which was like 45 seconds straight it was so satisfying

 

[Nectar]

@imontheloose @klip11 @LTNUser @Magnus Ironblood @Hernan

 

[Hernan]

The shit ton of caffeine I had made me wanna piss so fucking bad so I tried going to the toilet but before I entered in I noticed a sign saying closed since a black woman was cleaning. She told me to fuck off when I asked her: “Excuse me do you know” didn’t let me finish and said that.

So I went on the bus and almost pissed my pants so 2 hours later when I arrived home I had the longest piss ever which was like 45 seconds straight it was so satisfying

 

[asdvek]

"I was gonna piss but a janitor was cleaning the toilets so I couldn't"

The typa stories niggas be saying on org nowadays

What next? "Just took a shit"

 

[Nectar]

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[Nectar]

"I was gonna piss but a janitor was cleaning the toilets so I couldn't"

The typa stories niggas be saying on org nowadays

What next? "Just took a shit"

You realise your bladder wouldn’t be able to take it and you would just piss your pants in public? What a dumb comment from assdivek

 

[bourgeoizyzz]

The shit ton of caffeine I had made me wanna piss so fucking bad so I tried going to the toilet but before I entered in I noticed a sign saying closed since a black woman was cleaning. She told me to fuck off when I asked her: “Excuse me do you know” didn’t let me finish and said that.

So I went on the bus and almost pissed my pants so 2 hours later when I arrived home I had the longest piss ever which was like 45 seconds straight it was so satisfying

should have pissed on her

 

[Nectar]

should have pissed on her

High T type shit innit

 

[klip11]

@imontheloose @klip11 @LTNUser @Magnus Ironblood @Hernan

You should have offered to lick her cooch if she let's you use the bathroom

 

[klip11]

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BLACK PEOPLE INVENTED WHITE BOIZ! ASK YAKUB!!!

 

[Hernan]

BLACK PEOPLE INVENTED WHITE BOIZ! ASK YAKUB!!!

Narcy pirate Guardian of squirtle from Haitian cannibals
better ask squirte.

 

[Coolman788]

Should've of pissed in a bush