I was in class today and my science teacher said "there is no god"

[Deleted member 5189]

I chuckled and stood up.

"Oi, oi pal. He's right Infront of ya"

The entire class starting laughing at me and my bully got up and said "shut your mouth before I shut it for you"

I grinned diabolicaly.

"Let's settle this, shall we?" I said.

I made the lights flash off and on and when the lights came back on my bully was on the ground naked and begging for help.

I was laughing as the class sat in silence.

 

[Deleted member 17531]

tales from the mental institution

 

[john2]

I wish I had such a creative mind to fabricate stories like this.

 

[Deleted member 17531]

wait never mind i seen this on tiktok before

 

[manlet cUnt]

the atheist cia have until dec 21 to surrender to the IRA

 

[Patient A]

wait never mind i seen this on tiktok before

Literally tales from the mentally asylum