i was just playing clash royale and wanted to self harm myself

[ascensionneeeded]

i just played clash straight for like 2 hours and went on a huge losing streak to fucking gay ass decks and i genuinely started biting the shit out of my finger and slapping myself cuz i was fucking angry and depressed at these no life virgins running the gayest decks known to man

 

[bottleofwater]

HAHAHAHAAHAHAHA SOOO FUNNY BRO RIGJT?

HE PUT THE JFL PREFIX SO IT MEANS ITS SUPPOSED TO BE FUNNY

 

[ascensionneeeded]

HAHAHAHAAHAHAHA SOOO FUNNY BRO RIGJT?

HE PUT THE JFL PREFIX SO IT MEANS ITS SUPPOSED TO BE FUNNY

sorry didn’t know what the fuck else to put

stfu, should’ve ignored it. don’t fuel my rage even further

 

[lastredeemer]

HAHAHAHAAHAHAHA SOOO FUNNY BRO RIGJT?

HE PUT THE JFL PREFIX SO IT MEANS ITS SUPPOSED TO BE FUNNY

5’1

 

[bottleofwater]

5’1

Whats your height then, big nose?

 

[tymooz]

HAHAHAHAAHAHAHA SOOO FUNNY BRO RIGJT?

HE PUT THE JFL PREFIX SO IT MEANS ITS SUPPOSED TO BE FUNNY

sorry king

 

[Squidwardmaxx]

 

[ascensionneeeded]

Whats your height then, big nose?

no way ur actually 5’1

 

[Latinolooksmaxxer]

in college i dated a mulatta htb that was a clash of clans clan leader

then she became a luxury escort and married some rich guy in dubai

no larp btw

 

[Jewgymmaxx]

chad trait

 

[asdvek]

Is it like rainbow six where there's a rp system and when you lose you rank down and shit? Like rainbow six ranked

Rainbow six siege ranked, even the unranked made me break my door and desk

 

[bottleofwater]

in college i dated a mulatta htb that was a clash of clans clan leader then she became a luxury escort and married some rich guy in dubai

How did you fumble her? Or was it just her desire to be a whore?

 

[lastredeemer]

Whats your height then, big nose?

5’10.5 and I’m not even 16 yet

Nigger!

 

[Latinolooksmaxxer]

How did you fumble her? Or was it just her desire to be a whore?

wasnt LTR i was just dating random foids, we went out like two or three times with 2 slays

then i got back with my gf

 

[slayy]

this is still kinda relatable to me i still play clash and rage sometimes
but when i was a kid it was 100 time worse, i remember i would fucking destroy the phone with my head it hurt so bad

 

[ascensionneeeded]

5’10.5 and I’m not even 16 yet

i was your height at 16 and i thought i’d be a 6’4 mogger but im just a 6’1 normie at 16

like ur growth is gonna start slowing down a bunch. it’s a hard pill to swallow

 

[Latinolooksmaxxer]

wasnt LTR i was just dating random foids, we went out like two or three times with 2 slays

then i got back with my gf

btw that one GF dreamed of becoming a pornstar and prostitute before she started taking her schizo meds

then she went on to became a data analyst for a big brazilian bank

 

[bottleofwater]

5’10.5 and I’m not even 16 yet

Nigger!

Proof or larp

 

[ascensionneeeded]

this is still kinda relatable to me i still play clash and rage sometimes
but when i was a kid it was 100 time worse, i remember i would fucking destroy the phone with my head it hurt so bad

ive been in tears over this game at 16 idgaf

also how many trophies are you? or are you pushing uc

 

[lastredeemer]

i was your height at 16 and i thought i’d be a 6’4 mogger but im just a 6’1 normie at 16

like ur growth is gonna start slowing down a bunch. it’s a hard pill to swallow

I remember in 8th grade thinking I was gonna be 6’3

6’0-6’1 max

 

[ascensionneeeded]

I remember in 8th grade thinking I was gonna be 6’3

6’0-6’1 max

6’1 is so bad these days idc. i’m 6’1 and i feel small all the time. I NEED TO BE 6’3 BUT NO I WONT BE

fuck sake

 

[lastredeemer]

Proof or larp

Why would I larp?

The average 16 year old is already 5’8 it’s not that uncommon you TURBOMANLET

 

[Latinolooksmaxxer]

Why would I larp?

The average 16 year old is already 5’8 it’s not that uncommon you TURBOMANLET

i was 5'8 at 11

 

[MouthBreathingElite]

Coc mogs

 

[Latinolooksmaxxer]

Coc mogs

cock

 

[lastredeemer]

i was 5'8 at 11

Holy early puberty.

I was 5’8 in 8th grade and was heightmoggin

You were a different breed

 

[slayy]

ive been in tears over this game at 16 idgaf

also how many trophies are you? or are you pushing uc

im like 9300 now but havent been playing much since the 10k update, and i dont play much ladder but i did a few years ago my record is like 1950 medals or smth

 

[bottleofwater]

Why would I larp?

The average 16 year old is already 5’8 it’s not that uncommon you TURBOMANLET

Average height for a 16 year old ranges from 5’3 - 6’0.

 

[lastredeemer]

Average height for a 16 year old ranges from 5’3 - 6’0.

Find the median.

5’7.5 round the .5 = 5’8

 

[ascensionneeeded]

im like 9300 now but havent been playing much since the 10k update, and i dont play much ladder but i did a few years ago my record is like 1950 medals or smth

i’m pushing from 10k-11k rn. got to like 10.8k then down to 10k again. gonna have to reach 15k just to unlock ranked before i can push uc

clash is so bad for my cortisol holy shit

 

[slayy]

i’m pushing from 10k-11k rn. got to like 10.8k then down to 10k again. gonna have to reach 15k just to unlock ranked before i can push uc

clash is so bad for my cortisol holy shit

wait you can go past 10k??

 

[ascensionneeeded]

Find the median.

5’7.5 round the .5 = 5’8

wtf is that statistic

wow bro no way! giving a range that includes below and above the actual average height

 

[ascensionneeeded]

wait you can go past 10k??

yeah the max is 15k now but every season it resets back to 10k

also after 10k you gain like 150-200 trophies per win

 

[its_so_over2]

the last 6 games I’ve played they used evo furnace. Fuck this game fuck supercell fuck everybody

 

[ascensionneeeded]

the last 6 games I’ve played they used evo furnace. Fuck this game fuck supercell fuck everybody

yeah evo furnace can fuck off

furnace has a 89% use-rate in ultimate champ

 

[its_so_over2]

yeah evo furnace can fuck off

furnace has a 89% use-rate in ultimate champ

Emergency nerf NOW!!!