I was raped by my toilet

[Deleted member 136223]

my stupid retard indian parents installed some weird ass cleaning instrument that projects water upward which makes wiping your ass with toilet paper unnecessary. I usually avoided using it, but my toilet paper ran out so i tried using it and i accidently put it at high volume so a huge stream of water shot up and penetrated my ass while I was taking a shit

 

[Deleted member 136223]

im in my bed atm, waiting for the pain to go away

 

[existingandliving]

 

[aladdinmaxxer]

my stupid retard indian parents installed some weird ass cleaning instrument that projects water upward which makes wiping your ass with toilet paper unnecessary. I usually avoided using it, but my toilet paper ran so i tried using it and i accidently put it at high volume so a huge stream of water shot up and penetrated my ass while I was taking a shit

painful experience

 

[User28823]

fucking retard actually gets up with a wet asshole

 

[oyaaishim]

my stupid retard indian parents installed some weird ass cleaning instrument that projects water upward which makes wiping your ass with toilet paper unnecessary. I usually avoided using it, but my toilet paper ran so i tried using it and i accidently put it at high volume so a huge stream of water shot up and penetrated my ass while I was taking a shit

do you genuinely not know how to use a bidet while being curry?

 

[GynoGladiator]

I suppose that counts as sex, congrats you’re no longer a virgin pal

 

[Deleted member 136223]

do you genuinely not know how to use a bidet while being curry?

never used one before. I just wipe my ass with toilet paper

 

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