I was reading the bible

[JoeNutz]

it was genesis and it was talking about how he will destroy "both man, and beast, and the creeping thing" then a moment later a spider ran towards me from under my desk and freaked me out. I killed it and picked up where I left off then I realized the moment I read creeping thing is when the spider showed itself! That is one bizarre coincidence, cuz there's only ever been 1 spider in my room before this.

 

[gigacumster3000]

fuckin newfag shit dude. if u spent less time on that bible tier trash and more time roasties you wouldnt be such a pathetic loser with your own insecurities to project onto arachnids like the rest of us lol. maybe take 10 min outta ur day to get laid instead of trying to connect ur shitty life with fictional stories. next level bait post dude, gg no re.