I was sneezing non stop earlier today

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I was going inside a primary school, to hand in my resume. When all of a sudden I couldn’t stop sneezing. All the children were staring at me like I’m stupid. Children are the most blackpilled, always remember this.

I was sneezing so much I couldn’t be fucked covering my mouth, I was simply trying to stay alive. The whole school has corona... I am the bringer of plague.