i was the guy from the time traveling stories

[idkwhattoputhere]

when i was like 8 or some shit i kept telling my dad to buy eth at 27 dollars, i also told him to buy btc at the time which he didnt cause he was too busy investing in blackberry (wtf). i could have had a multi million dollar family but i seemed like a sperg telling my dad to buy some random ass online coin for $20. fuck

 

[Deleted member 46979]

you can't convince boomers, even some of the modern generation are too thick to get bitcoin. i was lucky that i was old enough to buy bitcoin myself. the bonus is now my net worth is comparable to my parents, but no one knows, not even the government, and i get to pretend to be a bum and live in their house and eat their food without paying a cent. also government is paying for my food too