i was watching ronaldo 2007/8 and nearly started jerking off

[acm]

fuck i couldn't last 4 minutes it was too sexy i prob would of started jerking off if my mum wasn't near me

I had to close yt and make this thread to get my mind off it fuck

 

[ImVerySorry]

Good goy, keep watching the sportsball.

 

[mentally_ill_chad]

 

[Debetro]

Zoomer humour.

 

[trench]

@wsada alt account

 

[ImVerySorry]

Zoomer humour.

You're literally ancient if you're born before 2000.

 

[acm]

Good goy, keep watching the sportsball.

I just like football and ronaldo man

@wsada alt account

have you seen the highlights boyo, you'd probably wanna jerk it too

 

[ImVerySorry]

I just like football and ronaldo man

have you seen the highlights boyo, you'd probably wanna jerk it too

Messi is just superior, MANLET PRIDE.

 

[loyolaxavvierretard]

@wsada Lifefuel

 

[choppedshyt]

High T sperms

 

[Debetro]

You're literally ancient if you're born before 2000.

Not really. If born before 2010, you're ancient.

 

[Chorshanbe]

Not really. If born before 2010, you're ancient.

retarded or joking? i assume both haha

 

[acm]

Messi is just superior, MANLET PRIDE.

 

[duplybones]

next time cum on your tv and post it to this forum

 

[Debetro]

retarded or joking? i assume both haha

Priviet

 

[ImVerySorry]

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So what if he's handsome? wtf does that have to do with football skills you fucking retard? or are you just a fangirl drooling over his looks? Messi won the WC, and has 8 ballon'dors in comparison to CuckR7's 0 WC'S and 5 ballon'dors.

 

[acm]

next time cum on your tv and post it to this forum

I was watching it on my phone but who knows maybe I might cum tribute ronaldo 07/08

 

[duplybones]

I was watching it on my phone but who knows maybe I might cum tribute ronaldo 07/08

do it

 

[optimisticzoomer]

You're literally ancient if you're born before 2000.

He was born in 1949

 

[choppedshyt]

So what if he's handsome? wtf does that have to do with football skills you fucking retard? or are you just a fangirl drooling over his looks? Messi won the WC, and has 8 ballon'dors in comparison to CuckR7's 0 WC'S and 5 ballon'dors.

Once I'm done with exams imma make the most brutal Messidog owning thread oat stay tuned

 

[Chorshanbe]

Priviet

mi amore porvavore makiato esprese makiato makiato povarvore? miscuzi???

 

[Debetro]

mi amore porvavore makiato esprese makiato makiato povarvore? miscuzi???

keep seething you dumb little irish boy

 

[Chorshanbe]

keep seething you dumb little irish boy

im russian/polish/ukrainian/belarus

any advice how to kill polish genes in me so i can claim being white?

 

[acm]

So what if he's handsome? wtf does that have to do with football skills you fucking retard? or are you just a fangirl drooling over his looks? Messi won the WC, and has 8 ballon'dors in comparison to CuckR7's 0 WC'S and 5 ballon'dors.

suck my dick nigger cr7 still mogs in skill. if you talk about international messi would legit have no trophies with Argentina without di maria while cr7 does it himself as Portugals best player. the fall off is only now cause cr7 is getting old but still Bruno is like barley 50% the player ronaldo is

also ballon dors cr7 has no undisputed ballon dors except maybe 2014 with neuer. if u look at messi there is

2010 iniesta
2015 neymar
2019 vvd
2021 lewandowski
2023 haaland

gtfo with ur greycel ball knowledge nigger

 

[Debetro]

im russian/polish/ukrainian/belarus

any advice how to kill polish genes in me so i can claim being white?

Idk mane
What happened to @guard

 

[Chorshanbe]

Idk mane
What happened to @guard

im not even joking who the fuck is that

 

[ImVerySorry]

suck my dick nigger cr7 still mogs in skill. if you talk about international messi would legit have no trophies with Argentina without di maria while cr7 does it himself as Portugals best player. the fall off is only now cause cr7 is getting old but still Bruno is like barley 50% the player ronaldo is

also ballon dors cr7 has no undisputed ballon dors except maybe 2014 with neuer. if u look at messi there is

2010 iniesta
2015 neymar
2019 vvd
2021 lewandowski
2023 haaland

gtfo with ur greycel ball knowledge nigger

Jfl, even Suarez is better than your CuckR7

 

[Bleachbooru.org]

fuck i couldn't last 4 minutes it was too sexy i prob would of started jerking off if my mum wasn't near me

I had to close yt and make this thread to get my mind off it fuck

Sport is gay as shit and its such a soy oofy doofie activity. Nigga just cheering and paying Chad to live his best life and deluding themselves into pseudo-communnity

 

[acm]

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Jfl, even Suarez is better than your CuckR7

cherrypicked stats

also messi should only have 2 ucls realistically

2006 that nigga hardly played a role in the tournament and 2009 should of never been in the final but varca ig

 

[acm]

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Jfl, even Suarez is better than your CuckR7

also are you saying suarez is better than r9? 2x ballon dor winner with a wc too?

 

[ImVerySorry]

cherrypicked stats

Most important stats in football are apparently "Cherry-Picked"

also messi should only have 2 ucls realistically

So? Ucl's arent a player based affair, they're team based.

2006 that nigga hardly played a role in the tournament and 2009 should of never been in the final but varca ig

Wtf are you talking about? Messi is stuck RENT FREE in this nigga's brain so much he started yapping about random shit

also are you saying suarez is better than r9? 2x ballon dor winner with a wc too?

Unironically YES. I'd rather have your avg Suarez performance than R9's on my team

 

[✧YN✧]

State of brown bois

Ronaldo cold though, he a real nigga

 

[wollet2]

think you need to turn off the pc and go for a walk buddy

 

[acm]

Most important stats in football are apparently "Cherry-Picked"

nigga you used one hyper specific stat with 700 games, look overall with record for most goals. also then if you look at goal ratio la liga 1.05 cr7 to .92 shitonel penis

So? Ucl's arent a player based affair, they're team based.

okay team based so why has messi never won a ucl without superteam no xavi or iniesta? one at united 4x at rma

Wtf are you talking about? Messi is stuck RENT FREE in this nigga's brain so much he started yapping about random shit

eat my balls nigga you're dodging it now. 2006 ucl mainly ronaldinho that spermsi faggot made 6 appearances with 2 goal contribution before getting injured in r16 so he didn't even play in semis or finals

2009 look at the 2nd leg vs chelsea. 4 clear fucking penalties overseen for varca. I'm sure given that many chances drogba would of converted atleast one they should of never played vs utd.



(ignore the over the top editing boyo)

Unironically YES. I'd rather have your avg Suarez performance than R9's on my team

by your own logic r9 should be brutally better than suarez. 2x ballon dor and a wc vs 0 and 0. 1998 wc before the final the fucking French defense were discussing how to stop R9 because he was that good. never happening with suarez though

 

[Vincent Freeman]

Zoomer humour.

so right up your valley

 

[acm]

Most important stats in football are apparently "Cherry-Picked"


So? Ucl's arent a player based affair, they're team based.


Wtf are you talking about? Messi is stuck RENT FREE in this nigga's brain so much he started yapping about random shit


Unironically YES. I'd rather have your avg Suarez performance than R9's on my team

I'm going to bed now so ill reply to whatever shit you write in the morning

 

[ImVerySorry]

nigga you used one hyper specific stat with 700 games, look overall with record for most goals. also then if you look at goal ratio la liga 1.05 cr7 to .92 shitonel penis

okay team based so why has messi never won a ucl without superteam no xavi or iniesta? one at united 4x at rma

eat my balls nigga you're dodging it now. 2006 ucl mainly ronaldinho that spermsi faggot made 6 appearances with 2 goal contribution before getting injured in r16 so he didn't even play in semis or finals

2009 look at the 2nd leg vs chelsea. 4 clear fucking penalties overseen for varca. I'm sure given that many chances drogba would of converted atleast one they should of never played vs utd.

by your own logic r9 should be brutally better than suarez. 2x ballon dor and a wc vs 0 and 0. 1998 wc before the final the fucking French defense were discussing how to stop R9 because he was that good. never happening with suarez though

Keep yapping like a dog boyo, Ronaldo doesnt want you.

Messi can do everything: score, assist, dribble, pass, and dictate the tempo of a match. His World Cup victory, combined with his club and individual successes, gives him an edge above CuckR7.

Messi: FIFA World Cup (1), Copa América (1), Olympic Gold Medal (1), Finalissima (1)
Ronaldo: UEFA European Championship (1), UEFA Nations League (1)

Messi: La Liga (11), Ligue 1 (1), Copa del Rey (7), French Cup (1)​

Ronaldo: Premier League (3), La Liga (2), Serie A (2), FA Cup (1), Copa del Rey (2), Italian Cup (1)

Messi: UEFA Champions League (4)
Ronaldo: UEFA Champions League (5)

Messi: Ballon d’Or (8)
Ronaldo: Ballon d’Or (5)


Messi has a better G/A ratio than Ronaldo, he has more important trophies. It was never relevant. Messi has always been the better player. Both were WELL above their piers in contemporary football and should be remember for that but it is no longer a real debate outside Real Madrid and maybe Manchester Utd, fanbases. Cristiano has had a great career and deserves huge credit.

But.

Messi is without any argument the most talented footballer of the 21st century so far. The stats say he is the best: More trophies, More awards. More goals per game. More assists per game etc etc etc. Even more importantly the eye says it. Impossible to look at prime Messi dribbling and passing and deny his position as the best.

eat my balls nigga

Sure, let me use my INDIAN hands to slice off your balls and then cook them like a delicacy, I'll then use my INDIAN mouth to eat them and later shit them out MY INDIAN BUTTHOLE

I'm going to bed now so ill reply to whatever shit you write in the morning

See you tomorrow handsome.

 

[wsada]

Me too bro me too

 

[Orthognathic]

fuck i couldn't last 4 minutes it was too sexy i prob would of started jerking off if my mum wasn't near me

I had to close yt and make this thread to get my mind off it fuck