I was watching TV with my family and a bad thing happened

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It was an auction and they were doing an auction in these like strorages and shit. In one of the storages there were naked sex dolls with big ass and big tits, the girl were saying oh that's a big ass and nice tits and the guy looked at them and said "If I brought them home I'd come in 2 seconds" and like holy shit..
 
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That's beyond pathetic
 
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I don't get it. You ejaculated in front of your parents?
 
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I don't get it. You ejaculated in front of your parents?
Bruh nigga whats ur reading comprehension did u skip primary school or something? The guy in the tv said that
 
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huh? who cares
 
Bruh nigga whats ur reading comprehension did u skip primary school or something? The guy in the tv said that

Okay so what was the bad thing? You said 'and holy shit...' as though something then happened.
 
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Merhaba abi 👍
 
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I used to do that. I thought no one would know, but Mum definitely would've noticed the white stain marks in my bed sheets. You should use serviettes. Toilet paper tends to stick to the penor. Serviettes are best, if they're of okay quality.
 
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Sheeet
 
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