I was worshipped in Asia

[Skitsuna]

I would wanna go back tbh but most girls there are ugly so you don't even get validation from it

 

[Petsmart]

It's like having a dog come up and lick your hand

 

[ltnbrownacnecel]

What did they do to u?

 

[Skitsuna]

What did they do to u?

Stare at me, ask for my socials, take pictures with me like selfies and shit, follow me around, creepshot me

funny thing about it was that it was mainly 18+ chink foids and at the time I was like barely 15

 

[untermensch faggot]

Just remember that’s what your ancestors looked like and what you would have looked like if your dad hadn’t impregnated your chink mother

 

[ltnbrownacnecel]

Stare at me,

When ever I see a noodle it's hard to tell if they are looking at sometimes the eyes are so small.

 

[Skitsuna]

When ever I see a noodle it's hard to tell if they are looking at sometimes the eyes are so small.

 

[untermensch faggot]

When ever I see a noodle it's hard to tell if they are looking at sometimes the eyes are so small.

Mogs you still

I’d rather be a gook than a curry tbh

 

[Tttopgtoni]

When ever I see a noodle it's hard to tell if they are looking at sometimes the eyes are so small.

They're so smol as well you could step in them

 

[ltnbrownacnecel]

Mogs you still

I’d rather be a gook than a curry tbh

 

[untermensch faggot]

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Is that relevant to what I said? Gooks mog curries. My race is irrelevant

 

[IOS]

What did they do to u?

smelled his fart. i saw from distance

 

[primal_shitmuncher]

funny thing about it was that it was mainly 18+ chink foids and at the time I was like barely 15

kinda makes sense

in east asia more neotenous features are preferred

like how k-pop idols look childish and are infantilized in media

so basically you were jailbait in a place that loved jailbait

 

[Tenres]

smelled his fart. i saw from distance

 

[ltnbrownacnecel]

Is that relevant to what I said? Gooks mog curries. My race is irrelevant

Ok u baited me nigger
Gooks are so ugly they make Indians looks handsome idek how that's possible.

 

[Revan]

i was genuinely thirsted over by women when i was in bali and india

 

[untermensch faggot]

Ok u baited me nigger
Gooks are so ugly they make Indians looks handsome idek how that's possible.
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That’s a chink not a gook, and that’s an extremely rare Indian phenotype. You would struggle to find an Indian like that IRL

 

[primal_shitmuncher]

i was genuinely thirsted over by women when i was in bali and india

could they even pronounce your name

 

[BadLuck7892]

I would wanna go back tbh but most girls there are ugly so you don't even get validation from it

I ate the cooch of an obese escort in her 50s right after she took a shit

I'd most certainly get validation from ugly Asian foids

 

[Skitsuna]

I ate the cooch of an obese escort in her 50s right after she took a shit

I'd most certainly get validation from ugly Asian foids

wtf

 

[Revan]

could they even pronounce your name

görangütärberg? yes they all could pronounce that of course

 

[BadLuck7892]

wtf

The depths I'm willing to sink

Yet I still can't get laid for free

 

[primal_shitmuncher]

görangütärberg

görangütärbergson*

 

[Revan]

görangütärbergson*

thats my last name yes

 

[Skitsuna]

thats my last name yes

can you upload a vocaroo I'm curious how you'd pronounce that shit

 

[Revan]

can you upload a vocaroo I'm curious how you'd pronounce that shit

i aint leaking my low t femboy voice in a public thread

 

[primal_shitmuncher]

thats my last name yes

görangütärberg görangütärbergson

how long does it take bitches to moan that when they cum

 

[Revan]

görangütärberg görangütärbergson

how long does it take bitches to moan that when they cum

1 second if theyre fast but usually around a minute

 

[primal_shitmuncher]

1 second if theyre fast but usually around a minute

Bro invented the final boss of Swedish surnames.

Saying “görangütärberg görangütärbergson” out loud at a normal pace takes roughly:

3–4 seconds

Now if someone’s dramatically moaning it mid-Olympic mattress combat commentary, the vowels get stretched like melted mozzarella, so realistically:

“göööörangüüütäääärbeeeerg… gööörangüüütäääärbergsoooon…”

That’s like:

6–10 seconds minimum

Honestly the bigger issue is breath economy. By the second surname she’d sound like a dying accordion. Scandinavian names were not optimized for horny efficiency.

 

[tertaf]

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single as in unmarried dumbass

 

[Revan]

Bro invented the final boss of Swedish surnames.

Saying “görangütärberg görangütärbergson” out loud at a normal pace takes roughly:


Now if someone’s dramatically moaning it mid-Olympic mattress combat commentary, the vowels get stretched like melted mozzarella, so realistically:


That’s like:


Honestly the bigger issue is breath economy. By the second surname she’d sound like a dying accordion. Scandinavian names were not optimized for horny efficiency.

im very close to leaking my actual name to make things easier for you

 

[primal_shitmuncher]

im very close to leaking my actual name to make things easier for you

just leak it on disc or something

what am i gonna do tell anyone

who would gaf what your real name is lol

 

[Revan]

just leak it on disc or something

what am i gonna do tell anyone

who would gaf what your real name is lol

when i become the most well known and liked user here and possibly leak my face i wouldn’t like to have my actual real life name connected to it

 

[primal_shitmuncher]

when i become the most well known and liked user here and possibly leak my face i wouldn’t like to have my actual real life name connected to it

indeed

next tom cruise

 

[Revan]

indeed

next tom cruise

tom cruise x10 bro, i already mog

 

[RiceChigga]

I mean, this ngga can go anywhere and get attention from girls tbf