I wasn’t able to convince a single girl to have sex with me tomorrow

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It’s not often a chance like this arises where my parents are out. Now I’m just going to sit alone watching a movie and stuffing my face with pizza and cake and cookies and cream
 
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Cracking Up Lol GIF
 
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Sorry to hear about that. Is 1st of May a special day or something? I overheard a guy in the store try to invite a female worker to something, but she declined.
 
Eriot Lodger said:
Sorry to hear about that. Is 1st of May a special day or something? I overheard a guy in the store try to invite a female worker to something, but she declined.
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Nah it’s just my parents will be out
 
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Nearly asked a random woman on the street for sex. I could feel my stomach dropping though so I didn’t
 
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Eriot Lodger said:
Sorry to hear about that. Is 1st of May a special day or something? I overheard a guy in the store try to invite a female worker to something, but she declined.
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Its the INternational Worker's day
 
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Just buy an escort for the night OP
 
Manletmachine said:
It’s not often a chance like this arises where my parents are out. Now I’m just going to sit alone watching a movie and stuffing my face with pizza and cake and cookies and cream
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19 and needs to wait for ur parents to go out to have sex 😂

even when I was living with my parents I remember with my super evangelical mom when I was 15 I had a 17 yo gf who pretended to come tutor me
 
Iasacrko said:
19 and needs to wait for ur parents to go out to have sex 😂

even when I was living with my parents I remember with my super evangelical mom when I was 15 I had a 17 yo gf who pretended to come tutor me
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Shut the fuck up u nigger u know damn well most people our age don’t have their own place unless they’re in uni
 
Manletmachine said:
Shut the fuck up u nigger u know damn well most people our age don’t have their own place unless they’re in uni
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Well even when u don’t do it in ur car or something wtf

im sure if I told my dad I was about to bring a hoe home he’d surrender give me a hi five and go for a family trip so I could have it
 
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Only tomorrow
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The question was what kind of day the 1. of may is and I answered
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Shut the fuck up u nigger u know damn well most people our age don’t have their own place unless they’re in uni
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He tries to flex even though he just got lucky and got thrown out by his parents so his house gets payed by the government.

I doubt he pays the rent on his own with his pathetic apprenticeship salary
 
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Fuck escorts are too expensive
 
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Iasacrko said:
Well even when u don’t do it in ur car or something wtf

im sure if I told my dad I was about to bring a hoe home he’d surrender give me a hi five and go for a family trip so I could have it
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I don’t have a fucking car. I highly doubt my parents would be supportive of casual sex
 
Beastimmung said:
The question was what kind of day the 1. of may is and I answered

He tries to flex even though he just got lucky and got thrown out by his parents so his house gets payed by the government.

I doubt he pays the rent on his own with his pathetic apprenticeship salary
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Apprenticeship? Isn’t it just some shitty part time job ?
 
dopamine from food lasts all day, whereas sex it's only 30-40 minutes max. Food >>> sex
 
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Beastimmung said:
He tries to flex even though he just got lucky and got thrown out by his parents so his house gets payed by the government.

I doubt he pays the rent on his own with his pathetic apprenticeship salary
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nigga then try to get ur parents to kick u out

also he could go to the girls house if she really likes him
 
Iasacrko said:
nigga then try to get ur parents to kick u out

also he could go to the girls house if she really likes him
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Most girls live with their parents
 
Iasacrko said:
nigga then try to get ur parents to kick u out

also he could go to the girls house if she really likes him
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Nah you got lucky that you have a big house and only roommate, I know some who had to share it with 5 other guys in some apartment
 
Welcome to the next 40 years of your life
 
time to scortmaxx bro
 
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