I went for a gym session with my genetically blessed cousin and got absolutely brutalized

[copecel4]

he came over to my home and we agreed on going to the gym together.
We arrive there and walk up to the receptionist and that bitch was genuinely looking at me with pure disgust, i told her we'd like a free day pass and she was like ok.
then she asked if we were related we said yeah we're cousins, then my fag cousin, out of no where, just said "he's actually older than me". she then looked at me crazy all shocked and shit "no way ur OLDER than him" she said, "yeah whats so crazy abt that?" i replied. then she was like "well, hes taller than u" ive never felt so humiliated in my life like what the actual fuck??? how fucked in the head do u have to be to say some retarded horseshit like that?? was that her first day on earth perhaps? i was actually FUMING, mind u that kid's 6'0.5 while being NINE months younger than me. after that we got done with the workout and on our way home he told me that i should start doing "jawline exercises" cus my jawline isnt "strong' enough, those were literally his words. then i asked him "like what?" and that cunt literally said that i should get a towel and start biting on it and that's supposed to magically chadify me i guess. i asked him if he himself had to do anything and he said "no i dont need it" that was genuinely soul crushing cus he wasnt even being egoistical at all, his craniofacial structure is actually decent. dude want lying.

 

[M1nordragon]

Your cousin is pretty obviously putting you down without you noticing... Just the fact that he pointed out you're older than him shows that he doesn't respect you much because of the height difference.

 

[copecel4]

Your cousin is pretty obviously putting you down without you noticing... Just the fact that he pointed out you're older than him shows that he doesn't respect you much because of the height difference.

dude i cant even do anything back, hes superior in every way. Im never leaving my house ever again

 

[M1nordragon]

dude i cant even do anything back, hes superior in every way. Im never leaving my house ever again

All I'm saying is don't pretend to be his friend after that... he doesn't think of you as someone significant, you shouldn't either

 

[yemen]

embrace it

 

[Stalker]

where have you been brother

 

[copecel4]

where have you been brother

i was on vacation so i havent been as active lately. im back rotting tho

 

[gonion wanter]

invite him over for dinner but put chemicals on the grill before you make his food

 

[Panaeolus cyanescen]

he came over to my home and we agreed on going to the gym together.
We arrive there and walk up to the receptionist and that bitch was genuinely looking at me with pure disgust, i told her we'd like a free day pass and she was like ok.
then she asked if we were related we said yeah we're cousins, then my fag cousin, out of no where, just said "he's actually older than me". she then looked at me crazy all shocked and shit "no way ur OLDER than him" she said, "yeah whats so crazy abt that?" i replied. then she was like "well, hes taller than u" ive never felt so humiliated in my life like what the actual fuck??? how fucked in the head do u have to be to say some retarded horseshit like that?? was that her first day on earth perhaps? i was actually FUMING, mind u that kid's 6'0.5 while being NINE months younger than me. after that we got done with the workout and on our way home he told me that i should start doing "jawline exercises" cus my jawline isnt "strong' enough, those were literally his words. then i asked him "like what?" and that cunt literally said that i should get a towel and start biting on it and that's supposed to magically chadify me i guess. i asked him if he himself had to do anything and he said "no i dont need it" that was genuinely soul crushing cus he wasnt even being egoistical at all, his craniofacial structure is actually decent. dude want lying.

yo just end it atp

 

[LeonardMariana]

he came over to my home and we agreed on going to the gym together.
We arrive there and walk up to the receptionist and that bitch was genuinely looking at me with pure disgust, i told her we'd like a free day pass and she was like ok.
then she asked if we were related we said yeah we're cousins, then my fag cousin, out of no where, just said "he's actually older than me". she then looked at me crazy all shocked and shit "no way ur OLDER than him" she said, "yeah whats so crazy abt that?" i replied. then she was like "well, hes taller than u" ive never felt so humiliated in my life like what the actual fuck??? how fucked in the head do u have to be to say some retarded horseshit like that?? was that her first day on earth perhaps? i was actually FUMING, mind u that kid's 6'0.5 while being NINE months younger than me. after that we got done with the workout and on our way home he told me that i should start doing "jawline exercises" cus my jawline isnt "strong' enough, those were literally his words. then i asked him "like what?" and that cunt literally said that i should get a towel and start biting on it and that's supposed to magically chadify me i guess. i asked him if he himself had to do anything and he said "no i dont need it" that was genuinely soul crushing cus he wasnt even being egoistical at all, his craniofacial structure is actually decent. dude want lying.

Women treat sub 5s like roaches lolz