I went on a date...

[texascel]

Don't catfish you fags.
You gotta look better on the date than on the pics to maximise your chances to slay, putain yourself à your best, fragrance halo, be funny and notre akward et you get that pussy

 

[Deleted member 10536]

Ugh.. That's the second saddest thing I read today. The first was about Biden falling down the stairs in front of the world and now written into history books. "The Fall." Ugh. Now this shit? Ugh. Fuck.

I long for the day for where you begin to make a semblance of sense. I figure that I won't be living that long to ever see it come to fruition though.

 

[Deleted member 10536]

there's some truth to this

average inkwell doesn't get dates

Except for all these other things that have been conveniently ignored and glossed over. It's easy to make generalisations.

 

[Deleted member 9072]

your right you are ugly as fuck bro