I went on a date...

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We talked a lot, etc. It went as it always did. "Stupendous". I asked if she'd like to spend more time with me, grab a pizza, go to a hotel or w/e and she said that's very mysterious... and I think she just got happy at that point or even joyful.
It seemed like she liked me alot, anf we still kept on talking and it was really fun. Like the time we spent was amazing... we both really enjoyed it, but idk what it is. This time it's certainly not due to my "supposed superfluous interest".
Her age isn't showing, and she's really that great looking.
I asked if she'd like to meet again, and at least she didn't lie and told the truth, that she just sure, probably yes.
She mentioned that I look the same from pictures, and she told me I looked good...
Anyway, it's begun.
Not due to my social skills, my behaviour or any other bluepill bullshit. It's simply looks as always.
 
I saw @FastBananaCEO at a grocery store in England yesterday. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything.
He said, “Never heard of him”

I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Proof?” but he kept cutting me off and going “proof? proof? proof?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Bananas in his hands without paying.

The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.

When she took one of the Bananas and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by asking her to elab really loudly.
 
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I saw @FastBananaCEO at a grocery store in England yesterday. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything.
He said, “Never heard of him”

I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Proof?” but he kept cutting me off and going “proof? proof? proof?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Bananas in his hands without paying.

The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.

When she took one of the Bananas and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by asking her to elab really loudly.
Never heard of him
 
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I saw @FastBananaCEO at a grocery store in England yesterday. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything.
He said, “Never heard of him”

I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Proof?” but he kept cutting me off and going “proof? proof? proof?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Bananas in his hands without paying.

The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.

When she took one of the Bananas and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by asking her to elab really loudly.
no matter how many versions of this get posted I still read every single word and cage
 
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I saw @FastBananaCEO at a grocery store in England yesterday. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything.
He said, “Never heard of him”

I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Proof?” but he kept cutting me off and going “proof? proof? proof?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Bananas in his hands without paying.

The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.

When she took one of the Bananas and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by asking her to elab really loudly.
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