IDontBlameAnybody
Trading sanity for looks
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Me and my friend drove to a festival 2 days ago. Parked our car, got drunk, talked about how we'd kill ourselves if we were 5ft6, blasted bp songs while drunk and sang along every lyrics. We got out of the car, drunk as shit, went to the festival and his 6ft5 ass went to his ex immediately and I found myself something too.
I fucking love festivals. I kind of did something I regret because I was drunk. I locked eyes with this HTB, we looked each other for 2 seconds and I told her to "fuck me mommy". She said "wtf" and started laughing with her friend. I got embarrassed because my drunk ass thought she wouldn't hear it if I said it. I just quickly walked away lol.
I fucking love festivals. I kind of did something I regret because I was drunk. I locked eyes with this HTB, we looked each other for 2 seconds and I told her to "fuck me mommy". She said "wtf" and started laughing with her friend. I got embarrassed because my drunk ass thought she wouldn't hear it if I said it. I just quickly walked away lol.