I went to my 6'5.75 uncle's nose... proof im not 5'11!!!

[Deleted member 3789]

Guys... my doctor who measured me was a 5'10 asian man who was coping about my height lmao. I towered over him easily and he acknowledged that he was wearing boots even

anyways, today i saw my confirmed 6'5.75 uncle and he measured me coming to his nose... is that a fucking 6.25 inch difference?

His skull isnt even that fucking big. I went a little farther up his nose almost to his eye level. He is almost 6'6 I'm 15 years old. So much shit isnt adding up

the biggest indicator is that I completely towered over the 5'10 asian doctor who was wearing boots, easily a 3+ inch difference

Tf.

I arrived to my 6'5.75 uncles upper nose and he was wearing Jordan's and i was wearing white air force ones with .25 inch footwear. He mustve been 6'6.25-6'6.50 in those shoes. I'm not seeing that fucking doctor again lmao, he can suck my balls

 

[jefferson]

manlet cope

 

[Deleted member 2486]

 

[her]

just measure your height at home ffs

 

[SeiGun]

are u dumb, just get a measuring tape and measure yourself instead of just guessing

 

[Deleted member 1774]

I went to my 6'5.75 uncle's nose

gays me

 

[Deleted member 1813]

“6‘5.75 uncle”

 

[Deleted member 3789]

manlet cope

I have enough proof, my uncle said that he was surprised that I was supposedly only 5'11 because a 5'11 man wouldn't go to a 6'6 man's fucking nose...

 

[her]

I have enough proof, my uncle said that he was surprised that I was supposedly only 5'11 because a 5'11 man wouldn't go to a 6'6 man's fucking nose...

GET A MEASURING TAPE AND MEASURE YOURSELF

 

[Deleted member 3789]

GET A MEASURING TAPE AND MEASURE YOURSELF

I went to his fucking top of nose. He is my measuring tape. I know my true height. That doctor doesnt knoe shit

 

[Blackout.xl]

Get a measuring tape boyo

Also, you’re 15???

 

[her]

I went to his fucking top of nose. He is my measuring tape. I know my true height. That doctor doesnt knoe shit

now i'm sure you're a fucking troll, gtfo kid

 

[Deleted member 3789]

Get a measuring tape boyo

Also, you’re 15???

I'm 15 years old

now i'm sure you're a fucking troll, gtfo kid

How am I a troll? This legitemetly happened! Today is Thanksgiving

 

[Blackout.xl]

I'm 15 years old

Wtf? Tyrone at 15

 

[Deleted member 1464]

I got news for you: your uncle is frauding his height

 

[Blackout.xl]

I got news for you: your uncle is frauding his height

Everybody has to survive bro

 

[chadpreetcel123]

JFL at you going through mental gymnastics to prove ur not 5'10

you ARE 5'10 OP, stop crying and get over it. you are a manlet just accept it

 

[Deleted member 3789]

I got news for you: your uncle is frauding his height

That's literally impossible... he is the door's height and is a foot taller than my 5'5 mom. He is legit. He honestly looks taller than 6'5

JFL at you going through mental gymnastics to prove ur not 5'10

you ARE 5'10 OP, stop crying and get over it. you are a manlet just accept it

That's literally impossible jfl lmao

Wtf? Tyrone at 15

Yeah I'm Tyrone at 15

 

[Deleted member 1464]

That's literally impossible... he is the door's height and is a foot taller than my 5'5 mom. He is legit. He honestly looks taller than 6'5

I can't believe you are a PSL autist but don't own a measuring tape.

Are your parents fucking vegetables too? Most adults would have some sort of toolbox with a tape measure for handy work.

 

[Deleted member 3789]

I can't believe you are a PSL autist but don't own a measuring tape.

Are your parents fucking vegetables too? Most adults would have some sort of toolbox with a tape measure for handy work.

Why would my mom need a measuring tape? Women dont measure things

 

[Deleted member 1464]

Why would my mom need a measuring tape? Women dont measure things

My mother owns one because she is not a vegetable

 

[Deleted member 3789]

My mother owns one because she is not a vegetable

But measuring is men's work. Women stay in kitchen

 

[FatJattMofo]

YOUR UNCLE?

 

[Deleted member 1464]

But measuring is men's work. Women stay in kitchen

Then why don't you have one?

At least use a ruler, it is not hard to measure height faggot

I can't believe you are a PSL autist but don't own a measuring tape.

 

[her]

Then why don't you have one?

At least use a ruler, it is not hard to measure height faggot

he is trolling

 

[Deleted member 1464]

he is trolling

With a skin colour like that, I don't think he is tbh

 

[Deleted member 3902]

Caging at this niggas threads

 

[her]

With a skin colour like that, I don't think he is tbh

no, i mean he is acting like a retard and larping about his height on purpose

 

[Deleted member 773]

You sucked your uncle's 6.75 inch cock?

 

[Deleted member 1464]

no, i mean he is acting like a retard and larping about his height on purpose

With a skin colour like that, I don't think he is tbh

 

[her]

no, i mean he is acting like a retard and larping about his height on purpose

 

[Deleted member 3789]

No I'm not larping about height

 

[Deleted member 2227]

KEEP COPING

 

[Vitruvian]

What if ur uncle has the same doctor to get measured.

 

[Deleted member 3789]

What if ur uncle has the same doctor to get measured.

He doesnt have the same doctor

 

[didntreadlol]

You're still a manlet

 

[Deleted member 3962]

Did he slap cold cuts on your thighs and pass you around on all your other uncles laps? Did one of them drop you on your head in the process?

 

[Deleted member 3789]

Did he slap cold cuts on your thighs and pass you around on all your other uncles laps? Did one of them drop you on your head in the process?

What the fuck!

 

[Deleted member 3962]

What the fuck!

Am angrymaxxed rn tbh

 

[moggingmachine]

Caging at this niggas threads

 

[Deleted member 3789]

Hey bro!!

 

[moggingmachine]

Hey bro!!

sup son. how are you still 15 bro??? when is ur birthday???

 

[Pariah]

ITT: Pure fucking autism

 

[Deleted member 3789]

sup son. how are you still 15 bro??? when is ur birthday???

My birthday is April bro

 

[moggingmachine]

My birthday is April bro

legaigt son