I went to the Mumbai barbers (again) and they fuck me up so bad.

[fashioncel]

So most of you have heard the Mumbai barbers story,

But after growing my hair to become beautiful, My father (ofc) told me to cut "it because it was too long",

And those fuckers gave me the Ranjeet special,

And I know hair can't ascend you, but it can definitely descend you.

 

[lastredeemer]

Arab barbers always fuck me up

 

[Ghoulish]

Arab barbers always fuck me up

I went to this Italian nigga who was watching football while cutting my hair and he fucked it up badly.

 

[fashioncel]

Arab barbers always fuck me up

They were Indian tho.

 

[Shrek2OnDvD]

haven’t been to a barber since 2023, feeling my long hair flowing in the wind feels majestic

 

[fashioncel]

haven’t been to a barber since 2023, feeling my long hair flowing in the wind feels majestic

Fucking lucky cunt.

 

[fashioncel]

I went to this Italian nigga who was watching football while cutting my hair and he fucked it up badly.

Brootal.

 

[Shrek2OnDvD]

Fucking lucky cunt.

lucky? my mom keeps telling me to get a haircut but she never forces me lol. you’re still a baby and an Arab so maybe that’s why your parents still boss you around

 

[dex0bp]

Going to a new barber tomorrow to fix my sides and line up my sideburns wish me luck

 

[Ghoulish]

Brootal.

Nigga wasnt even looking at my hair he was genuinely staring at the tv the entire time while cutting it, only looked at the end shit looked like he had an aneurysm while cutting it

 

[fashioncel]

Going to a new barber tomorrow to fix my sides and line up my sideburns wish me luck

Don't do that.

 

[fashioncel]

lucky? my mom keeps telling me to get a haircut but she never forces me lol. you’re still a baby and an Arab so maybe that’s why your parents still boss you around

Okay but why did you mention that I'm Arab?.

 

[dex0bp]

Don't do that.

My old barber kept making my sideburns too short and always asked if I wanted a low taper

 

[fashioncel]

Nigga wasnt even looking at my hair he was genuinely staring at the tv the entire time while cutting it, only looked at the end shit looked like he had an aneurysm while cutting it

Fuck off, I'm supposed to be the funny one (jk).

 

[fashioncel]

My old barber kept making my sideburns too short and always asked if I wanted a low taper

That's why you don't trust barbers, kids.

 

[vincentzygo]

Cutting your own hair is easy btw

 

[dex0bp]

Cutting your own hair is easy btw

What about the back of your hair?

 

[fashioncel]

Cutting your own hair is easy btw

Yeah, but I'm too lazy.

 

[vincentzygo]

What about the back of your hair?

Mirrors bro... mirrors

 

[dex0bp]

Mirrors bro... mirrors

Like double mirrors? Fuck I might have to invest in another mirror

 

[vincentzygo]

Like double mirrors? Fuck I might have to invest in another mirror

i just used phone camera + bathroom mirror

 

[vincentzygo]

i just used phone camera + bathroom mirror

but this is ideal

 

[dex0bp]

but this is ideal
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