I went to the Mumbai barbers (again) and they fuck me up so bad.

[Deleted member 125010]

So most of you have heard the Mumbai barbers story,

But after growing my hair to become beautiful, My father (ofc) told me to cut "it because it was too long",

And those fuckers gave me the Ranjeet special,

And I know hair can't ascend you, but it can definitely descend you.

 

[Deleted member 155219]

Arab barbers always fuck me up

 

[Ghoulish]

Arab barbers always fuck me up

I went to this Italian nigga who was watching football while cutting my hair and he fucked it up badly.

 

[Deleted member 125010]

Arab barbers always fuck me up

They were Indian tho.

 

[Shrek2OnDvD]

haven’t been to a barber since 2023, feeling my long hair flowing in the wind feels majestic

 

[Deleted member 125010]

haven’t been to a barber since 2023, feeling my long hair flowing in the wind feels majestic

Fucking lucky cunt.

 

[Deleted member 125010]

I went to this Italian nigga who was watching football while cutting my hair and he fucked it up badly.

Brootal.

 

[Shrek2OnDvD]

Fucking lucky cunt.

lucky? my mom keeps telling me to get a haircut but she never forces me lol. you’re still a baby and an Arab so maybe that’s why your parents still boss you around

 

[dex0bp]

Going to a new barber tomorrow to fix my sides and line up my sideburns wish me luck

 

[Ghoulish]

Brootal.

Nigga wasnt even looking at my hair he was genuinely staring at the tv the entire time while cutting it, only looked at the end shit looked like he had an aneurysm while cutting it

 

[Deleted member 125010]

Going to a new barber tomorrow to fix my sides and line up my sideburns wish me luck

Don't do that.

 

[Deleted member 125010]

lucky? my mom keeps telling me to get a haircut but she never forces me lol. you’re still a baby and an Arab so maybe that’s why your parents still boss you around

Okay but why did you mention that I'm Arab?.

 

[dex0bp]

Don't do that.

My old barber kept making my sideburns too short and always asked if I wanted a low taper

 

[Deleted member 125010]

Nigga wasnt even looking at my hair he was genuinely staring at the tv the entire time while cutting it, only looked at the end shit looked like he had an aneurysm while cutting it

Fuck off, I'm supposed to be the funny one (jk).

 

[Deleted member 125010]

My old barber kept making my sideburns too short and always asked if I wanted a low taper

That's why you don't trust barbers, kids.

 

[Deleted member 144017]

Cutting your own hair is easy btw

 

[dex0bp]

Cutting your own hair is easy btw

What about the back of your hair?

 

[Deleted member 125010]

Cutting your own hair is easy btw

Yeah, but I'm too lazy.

 

[Deleted member 144017]

What about the back of your hair?

Mirrors bro... mirrors

 

[dex0bp]

Mirrors bro... mirrors

Like double mirrors? Fuck I might have to invest in another mirror

 

[Deleted member 144017]

Like double mirrors? Fuck I might have to invest in another mirror

i just used phone camera + bathroom mirror

 

[Deleted member 144017]

i just used phone camera + bathroom mirror

but this is ideal

 

[dex0bp]

but this is ideal
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About to order one off temu