I will ascend SO HARD with surgery

[Deleted member 18582]

My jaw in my ct scan is MASSIVE its just not rotated right and downgrown

MY BIMAX WILL BE like a coming of a prophet

I WILL BE SO BEAUTIFUL

 

[sasukeisgorgeous]

i had similar ideations, man. careful. youre seriouslys setting yourself up for depression

 

[Deleted member 18582]

i had similar ideations, man. careful. youre seriouslys setting yourself up for depression

please help me. i can't even tell how tongue in cheek my threads like this are anymore. i set out thinking its irony and then it slowly morphs into reality and then back into irony again. i don't know what to do.

but keep in mind your after is worse than my before. sorry, i couldn't help it.

 

[sasukeisgorgeous]

please help me. i can't even tell how tongue in cheek my threads like this are anymore. i set out thinking its irony and then it slowly morphs into reality and then back into irony again. i don't know what to do.

but keep in mind your after is worse than my before. sorry, i couldn't help it.

pm me your before

 

[Deleted member 25059]

ascend
posting from the slum of brazil

 

[Deleted member 23472]

i had similar ideations, man. careful. youre seriouslys setting yourself up for depression

What did you got

 

[Deleted member 18582]

pm me your before

i don't want to im scared of that.

 

[sasukeisgorgeous]

i don't want to im scared of that.

why are u scared? you cant be egotistical like that and scared

 

[Deleted member 32486]

i don't want to im scared of that.

PM me your "before" instead. I've got the highest trust puppy dog eyes you've ever seen, surely. I wouldn't tell another soul, even if it meant compromising the things I held most dearly.

 

[Deleted member 18582]

PM me your "before" instead. I've got the highest trust puppy dog eyes you've ever seen, surely. I wouldn't tell another soul, even if it meant compromising the things I held most dearly.

i don't want to send it to you either.

i dont want to send it to anyone. its a secret, and everyone will just have to trust me on this one.

 

[Deleted member 31155]

i had similar ideations, man. careful. youre seriouslys setting yourself up for depression

what happened? can u describe ur experience?

 

[Deleted member 25059]

i had similar ideations, man. careful. youre seriouslys setting yourself up for depression

read all his previous threads. its larp.
he will never have any surgery and never had any before. why are you so naive

 

[Deleted member 32486]

i dont want to send it to anyone. its a secret, and everyone will just have to trust me on this one.

What's even the point of the thread then? What do you want? I know what I want, but I don't know if you'd like to hear it.

 

[Deleted member 18582]

What's even the point of the thread then? What do you want? I know what I want, and I don't think you'd like to hear it.

Come on, tell me what it is.

 

[Deleted member 32486]

Come on, tell me what it is.

I want you to PM me photos of yourself pre-surgery.

 

[Deleted member 18582]

I want you to PM me photos of yourself pre-surgery.

ill pm you my skull

 

[Deleted member 32486]

ill pm you my skull

OK. I am waiting.