I will ascend to true adam

[2vi_ls]

Ive been bomesmashing my chin for 30 minutes. I already feel my skull reforming into that of a 7'6 chad. Im gonna keep this up until midnight to ascend further.

 

[59H390]

make sure to mew and take cold showers too

 

[2vi_ls]

make sure to mew and take cold showers too

I dont like taking cold showers because it hurts tho.

 

[stevielake]

You'll never be Adam. He got to sniff and taste Eve's sweaty, hairy asshole and pussy after she's been walking for weeks in the hot ass jungle with no bath.

 

[sexisdeath]

dont forget the zygo tape

 

[2vi_ls]

You'll never be Adam. He got to sniff and taste Eve's sweaty, hairy asshole and pussy after she's been walking for weeks in the hot ass jungle with no bath.

i also wanna lick her muddy sweat